You Can Do This with Almost Any Song Black kid #1, about "Benny and the Jets" on radio: Yo, Benny and the Jets, nigga!
Black kid #2, singing in tune: Benny and my balls!
--A train
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Overheard in New York, Jan 25, 2008
They say they post this stuff a few weeks after it was submitted, but I swear to you guys I heard this exact exchange, followed by a dialogue on how Fall Out Boy's "Dance Dance" was 'the joint.'