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[ectohitch]

"You have 2 new messages. New message:

NICOLE (MY SISTER): '(whispered)OK, Cassie, are you ready? Go ahead, sing for Uncle Paul!'

CASSIE (MY NIECE): 'Ummmmm...'

NICOLE: 'You're not going to? OK, well...'

CASSIE: 'No, I will...'

NICOLE: 'OK, well, here's the phone...'

CASSIE: 'Is this Unca Paul?'

NICOLE: 'No, this is his answering machine...'

CASSIE: 'Oh.
(to the tune of "Happy Birthday")
Happy Uncle's Day to you
Happy Uncle's Day to you
Happy Uncle's Day dear Dadd...'

TIM (MY BROTHER-IN-LAW): 'No sweetie, it's Uncle Paul...'

CASSIE: 'Unca Paaaauul...
Happy Uncle's Day to you.'"