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I meant to write about this event earlier, but this is even funnier...
IronHawk0366: well cuz i work tonight from 7 to 230
Gellar 477: okay and when the hell did you want me over?
Gellar 477: lol
IronHawk0366: honestly i didnt
Gellar 477: lmao
IronHawk0366: i just wanted to see if u would come
Gellar 477: as
Gellar 477: s
IronHawk0366: as what?
Gellar 477: ass*
IronHawk0366: yes please
Gellar 477: you can have belter's ass!
IronHawk0366: hey u still owe him a lil of your ass
Gellar 477: which reminds me
Gellar 477: i accidentally had anal sex with my bathtub faucet today...it wasn't pleasant...he's not gettin shit inside there now
IronHawk0366: lol that is going to be an away message
Gellar 477: hahahhahaa
Gellar 477: well it hurt!
IronHawk0366 is away at 2:00 P.M.
IronHawk0366 returned at 2:00 P.M.
IronHawk0366: it could of been worse
IronHawk0366: it could of been me
Gellar 477: in my ass?
IronHawk0366: lol
IronHawk0366: well i meant it could of been my ass
IronHawk0366: but ya that too
I was in the shower and wanted to sit down and just let the hot water drip down my neck because it eased my cold symptoms...So I went to sit and my ass was sticking too far out toward the one wall, so I smacked it nice and hard on the faucet right in my fucking crack. It was the most painful thing my butt has ever experienced. I was like holding my ass yelling in pain and my stomach was starting to hurt because it was sooooooooo painful. When the pain finally went away, I just sat there laughing myself to death :)
Today is going to be a nice relaxing day/evening. I'm going to deposit my check, buy a few more groceries, and then spend the night eating and watching movies in the living room. Thank goodness for a lack of homework and other such responsibilities ;) At least this weekend...
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Edit: 4:03 pm
I loathe photographing myself. Why can't I be two people at once?
IronHawk0366: well cuz i work tonight from 7 to 230
Gellar 477: okay and when the hell did you want me over?
Gellar 477: lol
IronHawk0366: honestly i didnt
Gellar 477: lmao
IronHawk0366: i just wanted to see if u would come
Gellar 477: as
Gellar 477: s
IronHawk0366: as what?
Gellar 477: ass*
IronHawk0366: yes please
Gellar 477: you can have belter's ass!
IronHawk0366: hey u still owe him a lil of your ass
Gellar 477: which reminds me
Gellar 477: i accidentally had anal sex with my bathtub faucet today...it wasn't pleasant...he's not gettin shit inside there now
IronHawk0366: lol that is going to be an away message
Gellar 477: hahahhahaa
Gellar 477: well it hurt!
IronHawk0366 is away at 2:00 P.M.
IronHawk0366 returned at 2:00 P.M.
IronHawk0366: it could of been worse
IronHawk0366: it could of been me
Gellar 477: in my ass?
IronHawk0366: lol
IronHawk0366: well i meant it could of been my ass
IronHawk0366: but ya that too
I was in the shower and wanted to sit down and just let the hot water drip down my neck because it eased my cold symptoms...So I went to sit and my ass was sticking too far out toward the one wall, so I smacked it nice and hard on the faucet right in my fucking crack. It was the most painful thing my butt has ever experienced. I was like holding my ass yelling in pain and my stomach was starting to hurt because it was sooooooooo painful. When the pain finally went away, I just sat there laughing myself to death :)
Today is going to be a nice relaxing day/evening. I'm going to deposit my check, buy a few more groceries, and then spend the night eating and watching movies in the living room. Thank goodness for a lack of homework and other such responsibilities ;) At least this weekend...
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Edit: 4:03 pm
I loathe photographing myself. Why can't I be two people at once?