New years here I come!
by limitedbythesky
ecstacyrain's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 18% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 08:56:27 AM
Ended : 02nd January 2006 12:11:34 AM
Alco Money! : $ 426
Guests of Honour
co11een is a nervous Agnostic. co11een drank 8 Gins, 1 Vodka.
aimercat is a nervous Muslim and is usually the last person standing at the bar. aimercat drank 1 Pernod, 7 Champagnes.
yaya_the_pixy is a desponent Hindu and is usually the last person standing at the bar. yaya_the_pixy drank 4 Mescals, 1 Bloody Mary.
lithiumlips is a spiritless Taoist. lithiumlips drank 3 Pilsners.
dooglas1 is a rosy Wiccan. dooglas1 drank 18 Vermouths.
cru5h is an unfortunate Buddhist. cru5h drank 3 Gins, 16 Whiskeys, 1 Gin.
sparkleynicole is a depressed Wiccan. sparkleynicole drank 6 Gins, 1 Whiskey.
ecstacyrain is a jovial Wiccan and is as anti-alcohol as they come. ecstacyrain drank 4 Lagers, 4 Rums, 3 Red Wines, 1 Sambucca.
eledhwenn is a jaunty Muslim and a raging alcoholic who makes Shane McGowan look like your local vicar. eledhwenn drank 20 Aligator Bites.
crumkie is an animated Buddhist. crumkie drank 8 Lagers.
with0utmywings is a morose Liberal Christian. with0utmywings drank 2 White Wines.
cwillow969 is a morose Wiccan. cwillow969 drank 9 Bloody Marys.
magenmarie is a spiritless Wiccan and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic. magenmarie drank 3 Brandys, 1 White Russian, 1 Gin.
Sick!
Anyone for tomato soup? There's enough of it on the floor from last night! About 6 portions in fact!
Lovers
It was to everyones surprise that by the end of the evening lithiumlips and sparkleynicole were kissing the face off each other like two deranged love hounds.
The Drunkest
cru5h - "Sober???? Is that a type of tequila. Give us a lick!"
Random Events
During a lively discussion on masterbation
revealed that aimercat was caught masterbating in cru5h's sisters bedroom back in 1995.
Oh the powers of persusasion! dooglas1 managed to convince a less than sober cru5h that the milkman had run away with their dentures. cru5h began chewing on the sofa, realising 5 hours later that they had a healthy set of teeth!
cwillow969 bored everyone with fascinating stories about their collection of exotic french ticklers.
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