Santa baby.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In June I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In April I caught a purse-snatcher who stole sparkleynicole's purse (30 points). In October I helped cru5h hide a body (-173 points). Last week I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-821 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
ecstacyrain