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[ikadell]

Kylo Ren walks into a bar. It was a bearing bar, and the building around him collapses, but he does not care, because he meant to throw a fit and destroy it anyway.

[ecreet]

Can Kylo Ren screw in a lightbulb? Yes, but the lightbulb will not be intimidated!

[ikadell]

LOL made my evening:)

[ikadell]

How many sith lords does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Because there can never be two at the same time.

[ecreet]

How many stormtroopers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Sixteen, because the first fifteen will miss the socket.

[thorion]

!!!

[thorion]

Can Yoda screw in a light bulb? No one knows, but he can definitely light a bulb screw.

[ecreet]

yess :)

[ikadell]

Seventeen, then, because one will desert, and go to the light side.

[thorion]

That one is the one that doesn't miss.
Side observation: once a stormtrooper removes his helmet, his accuracy goes up significantly.

[ikadell]

That actually makes some sense

[ecreet]

Ага :)
How many stormtroopers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Sixteen, because the first fifteen will miss the socket.
Note: the experience shocks the sixteenth stormtrooper so much that he deserts.

[emuna]

Yessss!!! He can screw everything!