schtuff ive thought about the past few days
if you watch the doors movie pamela morrison is soooo whiney.....she'd drive me to drinking too.
i had a really good idea today. i thought of a really cool theme park. the idea is a giant oversized ant farm for humans. and its called rape flags.
the other night i watched 6 straight hours of a&e biographies on serial killers on youtube. it was fascinating and enthralling. but about three hours in i got really scared and paranoid. because i started relating to these assholes. hey i like porn and beenie weenies too...does that mean im going to start fucking dead people?! then i started watching lots and lots of charlie manson speeches. and getting entirely too into it. it was making way too much sense. i was like yeah charlie preach it. you are so right manson. youre right the government is fucked up. god you are so right. im so glad hes in jail bc im afraid id woulda followed that lunatic. hes has the ability to say everything and nothing at the same time. a tremendous speaker. hypnotic even. my favorite manson quote. the guys asks him who is charles manson? and he makes a bunch of clown faces and then leans in as to tell a secret, - "nobody. im nobody. im a tramp, a bum, a hobo. a boxcar and a jug of wine.... and a straight razor if you get to close to me."
im going to see 'funny people' tomorrow.
things are going well for me at the moment. besides the city of hoover breathing down my neck; things are great. what a strange world. standup was good tonight. tried a bunch of stuff that i knew they didnt know but then realized mid joke why. haha. somehow it worked but i kept remembering oh yeah thats why i havent told this in years....its terrible. big crowd. most left after my set but that had nothing to do with me and everything to do with there being 18 comedians. i went 8th. fun times had by all. sobriety is a super weird.
i had a really good idea today. i thought of a really cool theme park. the idea is a giant oversized ant farm for humans. and its called rape flags.
the other night i watched 6 straight hours of a&e biographies on serial killers on youtube. it was fascinating and enthralling. but about three hours in i got really scared and paranoid. because i started relating to these assholes. hey i like porn and beenie weenies too...does that mean im going to start fucking dead people?! then i started watching lots and lots of charlie manson speeches. and getting entirely too into it. it was making way too much sense. i was like yeah charlie preach it. you are so right manson. youre right the government is fucked up. god you are so right. im so glad hes in jail bc im afraid id woulda followed that lunatic. hes has the ability to say everything and nothing at the same time. a tremendous speaker. hypnotic even. my favorite manson quote. the guys asks him who is charles manson? and he makes a bunch of clown faces and then leans in as to tell a secret, - "nobody. im nobody. im a tramp, a bum, a hobo. a boxcar and a jug of wine.... and a straight razor if you get to close to me."
im going to see 'funny people' tomorrow.
things are going well for me at the moment. besides the city of hoover breathing down my neck; things are great. what a strange world. standup was good tonight. tried a bunch of stuff that i knew they didnt know but then realized mid joke why. haha. somehow it worked but i kept remembering oh yeah thats why i havent told this in years....its terrible. big crowd. most left after my set but that had nothing to do with me and everything to do with there being 18 comedians. i went 8th. fun times had by all. sobriety is a super weird.