26th Frontier [text // common] Locked to Ratchet - 70% Unhackable

[ecopiracy]

Ratchet,

We've not had the pleasure of exchanging communication before, but we have a mutual acquaintance who has requested my assistance in replacing some information you lost. Do feel free to ask any questions if something is not clear in the attached documents.

Kindest regards,
Phoenix

[Congratulations, Ratchet. Your inbox is now full of porn

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[medicalofficer]

[Ratchet had expected Ironhide to just find him a new book - So this certainly is a surprise.

He is, however, grateful for this new comprehensive collection of information, and begins scanning it immediately. It was far different than the dry, medical texts he had been reading previously, which while useful, raised a lot of questions.]

The information is greatly appreciated, Phoenix.

Would I be correct in surmising this is based on personal knowledge and experience?

[ecopiracy]

[A very different response than how Ironhide would have reacted.]

You're quite welcome.

And some of it, yes, but not all of it. However, I prefer not to specify exactly which parts are mine. I'm sure you understand.

[medicalofficer]

From my own experience, I have witnessed that humans are easily embarrassed or ashamed of their own mating habits. It would seem that they are considered inappropriate topics for conversation, on the whole - So I am thankful that you could compile this data for me in the first place.

Though, I do have to say - I am quite curious about this particular section... In which the male [censored] in the [censored] - I would not have thought that would be comfortable. Is that a common practice?

[ecopiracy]

In general, sex is a very private matter. It is a very intimate act, physically, emotionally, and mentally. As such, it is usually preferred if that intimacy is kept between the people who shared it. So no, it isn't considered polite to discuss the experience with others. As for the shame and embarrassment... Few people want to share such a personal thing with anyone but their partner. The intimacy, after all, was meant for them, not for a general audience.

However, since we are speaking in the abstract and purely for the sake of knowledge, I have no qualms about sharing basic information. The text-based format helps as well.

[At Ratchet's question, Phoenix smiles with amusement.]

Oh yes, it's quite common - and it's only uncomfortable if you're doing it wrong. You see, you need to make sure you [censored] against the [censored] or else you'll end up [censored censored censored.]

[medicalofficer]

I suppose when one considers it that way, it's far more understandable. However, there are few willing to speak about the mechanics, even in an impersonal fashion.

I would think so. The [censored] would [censored] leaving the [censored censored censored]. Most unpleasant, I would think.

Oh, I had also wondered about the section where you spoke about [censored censored]. Is [censored] in the [censored censored censored] the correct method? Or would [censored censored censored] be better?

[ecopiracy]

Hmm. I suppose it may partly depend on who is doing the asking and why, but it's just as likely due to the fact that a good many people have difficulty separating themselves enough to be impersonal about this.

Yes, that is a definite risk.

Ahh, now we are getting into a matter of personal preference. [censored] can feel pleasant to some people, and some people enjoy it more if you [censored], but [censored] allows for [censored] - and if your partner is particularly talented, they can [do you know how censored this is?]

[medicalofficer]

An excellent point. I suppose not all can look at it from a scientific perspective.

... I would think that would be painful. Are there many humans who are capable of [I can only imagine how censored]?

[ecopiracy]

Precisely.

Sometimes pain is a pleasure itself if presented in the right manner. It also depends on the people involved. Some people like such things, some people do not, and for some it depends on the degree.

And talent, of course. Not many people know how to properly [censored] with your partner. If you don't [censored] with your [censored], it will end up bending [holy crap so censored], and that simply will not work. Should Redd ever alter your species and you wish to attempt this technique yourself, make certain to [censored censored censored.]

[A pause, then Phoenix adds on.]

Like a flexible hydraulic machine.

[medicalofficer]

I have only been human a few times since my arrival here, but I am not presently... in a relationship that would lead to such a situation.

However, I do appreciate the advice. From the sound of [censored censored], that may be beyond my ability to [censored] all the same. As an inexperienced organic, do you have any suggested technique, should the opportunity arise?

[ecopiracy]

[Hmm.

Phoenix takes a minute before responding back.]

[Censored censored censored censored, this is how you censored censored. Blackout boxes, eraser marks, poorly drawn flowers over strategic spots. See this bit of censored here?

Yeah, this one's going to need an entire fade-to-black.

Censored censored censored. Consider yourself educated in basic sex ed~]

[medicalofficer]

You are very thorough - and an excellent teacher.

I appreciate your taking the time to properly educate me. Thank you.