33rd Frontier [audio // common]

[ecopiracy]

[Phoenix's comm turns on with a clattering of pots and pans.]

Augh. Mar damn it...

[More metallic clanking, but more controlled this time.]

Right, then. Let's see... Which of these...?

[His voice grows fainter, as though he's stepped farther away from his comm, but if anyone is really paying attention, they might hear him muttering about cups.]

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[dormant_beast]

...

Ah, Phoenix?

[ecopiracy]

Yes, Anna?

[dormant_beast]

What...are you doing?

[She rarely pokes through other responses.]

[ecopiracy]

Hmm... Would you believe me if I claimed I was doing battle with an entire Metal Head army?

[She shouldn't. Not with the smile in his tone of voice.]

[dormant_beast]

[She chuckles.]

Not...particularly. It almost sounds it, though.

[ecopiracy]

Ahh, a discerning woman, I see. You can tell that I only face a pack and not the entire enemy army.

[dormant_beast]

I would think facing the entire army would...be a bit difficult.

[Anna's smiling.]

What are you really doing?

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[ecopiracy]

Yes, the quarters would be rather cramped.

[A pause, then he locks the next part.]

I am attempting to make waffles.

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[dormant_beast]

[She chuckles quietly.]

...Waffles? Were you...hit with a craving?

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[ecopiracy]

No, I promised a friend I'd make them. I... wronged her recently.

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[dormant_beast]

Ah, I see. Would you like some help?

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[ecopiracy]

Hmmm... Do you know what a pineapple is?

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[dormant_beast]

...I do, yes.

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[ecopiracy]

Good, because I do not, and that was what she requested to go with her waffle. Would you be able to find one, or find a picture of one, and bring it to me in the Black Pearl's kitchen?

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[dormant_beast]

I will...find you one. There is likely one in Sergei's.

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[ecopiracy]

Thank you, Anna. I am in your debt.