[Thread] Reality Check
Characters: Kuzco, anyone?
Where: Commons
When: Shortly after Kuzco's arrival.
Summary: The Mighty Emperor leaves the dorm to explore his new kingdom. Yeah, something like that.
Warnings: Might not be pretty.
Kuzco was a little miffed by the reaction he'd gotten on his newfound Blinky Thing. It was bad enough he'd been taken away from his beloved kingdom, but to be stuck in a village full of idiot and rebel peasants? Can you say torture? Oh, I knew you could. Still, the Emperor was not one to give up when faced with adversity. After around an hour spent under his bed weeping in a totally manly and Emperor-appropriate fashion, he headed out into the commons. It was time to get this circus show under control. Pulling his shoulders back, he strutted out, pausing only to make sure his sun crown was sitting juuuust right. Oh yeah, perfect.
He stopped near the center of the commons and sniffed at the air, "Nothing like the smell of dirty peasants in the afternoon. Guess I'd better find those guards first. Let's see... if I were a psychopathic alien kidnapper, where would I hide the Emperor's guards..."
Where: Commons
When: Shortly after Kuzco's arrival.
Summary: The Mighty Emperor leaves the dorm to explore his new kingdom. Yeah, something like that.
Warnings: Might not be pretty.
Kuzco was a little miffed by the reaction he'd gotten on his newfound Blinky Thing. It was bad enough he'd been taken away from his beloved kingdom, but to be stuck in a village full of idiot and rebel peasants? Can you say torture? Oh, I knew you could. Still, the Emperor was not one to give up when faced with adversity. After around an hour spent under his bed weeping in a totally manly and Emperor-appropriate fashion, he headed out into the commons. It was time to get this circus show under control. Pulling his shoulders back, he strutted out, pausing only to make sure his sun crown was sitting juuuust right. Oh yeah, perfect.
He stopped near the center of the commons and sniffed at the air, "Nothing like the smell of dirty peasants in the afternoon. Guess I'd better find those guards first. Let's see... if I were a psychopathic alien kidnapper, where would I hide the Emperor's guards..."