[Thread] The world is garbage!
Characters: OU!Sho Minamimoto, Open!
Where: Park.
When: Afternoon.
Summary: Giant enemy garbage heap appears!
Warnings: Bad math puns?
Have a giant 20 ft. tall garbage heap sitting dead in the middle of the park, seeming to appear from nowhere. Would you look at all that stuff... it's got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters. Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers. Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, taint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters, Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles. Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors. Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers, soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers.
And on the very top of it all, sitting casually with one arm perched over his knee, was the mathematical mastermind behind this all. He didn't seem bothered by it, nor did he find it disruptive in the least. In fact, from what you could tell, he was grinning, and watching the down below for people with a sharp eye for beauty.
Where: Park.
When: Afternoon.
Summary: Giant enemy garbage heap appears!
Warnings: Bad math puns?
Have a giant 20 ft. tall garbage heap sitting dead in the middle of the park, seeming to appear from nowhere. Would you look at all that stuff... it's got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters. Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers. Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, taint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters, Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles. Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors. Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers, soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers.
And on the very top of it all, sitting casually with one arm perched over his knee, was the mathematical mastermind behind this all. He didn't seem bothered by it, nor did he find it disruptive in the least. In fact, from what you could tell, he was grinning, and watching the down below for people with a sharp eye for beauty.