[Thread] You're not Greed

[threeyedflame]

Characters: AU!Hiei, AU!Envy
Where: Mui-Tessera
When: Afternoon sometime
Summery: Envy comes by Mui-Tessera to look for Greed and finds Hiei.
Warning: Sarcasm...and lots of it.

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[sins_rebellion]

This place was as annoying as shit now that Ed and Al were gone. It had been interesting having homunculus versions of the half brothers around. Funny that so many of the homunculi had disappeared all at once. There wouldn't be anyone to go destroy buildings with at this rate.

But he hadn't heard anything about Greed disappearing. Not that it made much difference, he could never find the bastard anyway. And so he'd decided he'd head to Greed's room, and just stay there until his former subordinate showed his face.

It was that line of reasoning that led him to the door of Mui-Tessera. Since it wasn't likely that Greed was there, Envy just opened the door and walked in. And, not expecting to find anyone there, he was surprised to see a figure laying on one of the bed. "Hey," he said, trying to wake the person up.

[threeyedflame]

She hadn't been asleep for very long when he walked in. She opened her eyes and sat up, glaring at him. She didn't recognize him at all, so he had to be one of Greed's friends.

"What do you want?" She snapped.

[sins_rebellion]

Envy put one hand on his hip, leaning forward to look more closely at this person. It was more rare that Greed would go for the rough type like this, but far from unheard of. Greed was Greed, after all. "Who are you?"

[threeyedflame]

"Hiei." She said, looking up at Envy as she moved to stand up, running a hand quickly through her hair.

[sins_rebellion]

Envy frowned for a moment. He could swear he'd heard that name before somewhere. When had that been... Something had been going on. Oh yeah, the thing in the park or whatever. "The bored one?"

[threeyedflame]

She nodded simply, looking up at Envy. She hated being short. "Who are you?"

[sins_rebellion]

"Envy," he replied simply. He smirked down at Hiei; he wasn't especially tall, so it was rare to look down this far at someone. "Has Ed met you?"

[threeyedflame]

"Ed?" No, she hadn't meet anyone by the name of Ed. "No. Why?"

[sins_rebellion]

"I think he'd enjoy having someone look up to him for once," he said breezily. Ed was funny about being short. He'd probably be even funnier about actually being taller than someone.

[threeyedflame]

She narrowed her eyes. "Don't underestimate me." She snapped.

[sins_rebellion]

"Why, is your power to grow at random?" he said, sarcastic. She wasn't someone he would be scared of, anyway, even if she weren't short. There weren't that many people to be careful of, and the worst of them had already been sent home.

[threeyedflame]

"No. I control the flames of the Demon world." She said simply. She watched Envy for a moment before grabbing her cloak and putting it on. "I am an S Class Demon."

[sins_rebellion]

Envy's face was blank at the mention of her demon class. Demons were part of the religious myth of Envy's world, but he highly doubted they were real in his world. And what being a class of them meant meant nothing to him. In the end, the homunculi were the only real demons in his world. "I'm a homunculus. The oldest in my world."

[threeyedflame]

She knew of homunculi, but they didn't exist in her world. She shrugged lightly, a cocky smirk on her face. "I doubt that a homunculus could stand up against a demon of my class. If only the cuffs weren't active."

[sins_rebellion]

"I doubt demons are worth their hype," Envy said, shrugging. Baring a twisted grin, he added, "If only the cuffs weren't active, indeed."

[threeyedflame]

"There are a lot of weak demons that deserve the deaths that they get. If you don't have the strength to survive then you survive. Without it, you're dead." She was strong enough to survive just about anything that she had gone up against when she was a child, but now, in this place, things were different. She wanted to test her strength.