Title: Some Secrets Are Better Left Secret
Rating: PG for mild laguage
Fandom: Pirates of The Carribean
Characters: Lord Beckett, Jack Sparrow
Summarry: Lord Beckett reveals his secret desire.
Notes: This MAY cause brain damage. Blame
shirahimesyo13, it was all inspired by HER icon! D: Also, very small spoilers for At World's End, nothing too bad I'd think. Oh, one more thing, I think Beckett gets OOC at certain bits, but for this... well... he can't NOT be OOC... XD
Jack Sparrow was not a man easily fooled.
After all, he was Captain Jack Sparrow, the man who'd once sailed across the carribean with nothing but two sea turtles strapped to his feet, for Pete's sake! (Though Jack held his notion that Pete was in fact a right git.) As such, he knew that Lord Beckett had a plan up his sleeve when he taken to his quaters for, ahem, "tea".
"It's best to close your eyes and pretend it's a bad dream. That's how I survived." Jack swirled on spot to face Beckett, who seemed amused by his playful nature. Jack noticed the flash of anger in his eyes, however, nearly masked by smirk on his face. The pirate grinned to himself, perhaps he'd struck a nerve earlier than planned.
"Seems a bit cowardly though, for a man of your stature, Sparrow." Jack didn't respond at first, just continued posing with the sword he'd found.
Click. "Lord Beckett, there's a guest here--"
"Ah! I was wondering whe he'd show..." Beckett smiled and walked out of the room, simply saying, "I'll be back, and please help yourself to drinks." Jack scrunched his face up, it must be a very important guest for him to leave while he was pressing him for information...
Approaching the door, Jack listened as intently as he could, curiousity finally shooting him point blank.
"...need to train... not good enough yet..."
"I need... master... now!"
So, Beckett wanted to master something...
"I WANT TO BE A POKEMON MASTER!"
And the world as we know it ended.