The List
This is a list of things that I'm going to do whenever I'm given the opportunity.
I hate those "Hello, I am ____" disposable name tags that you are forced to occasionally wear. The next one I'm forced to wear will instead bear "Hello, I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
The next (and coincidentally, first) time I get the urge to write on the bathroom wall, I won't write obscenities. Instead, I'll do this.
Hrm. I'm sure I'll think of more at some point.
I hate those "Hello, I am ____" disposable name tags that you are forced to occasionally wear. The next one I'm forced to wear will instead bear "Hello, I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
The next (and coincidentally, first) time I get the urge to write on the bathroom wall, I won't write obscenities. Instead, I'll do this.
Hrm. I'm sure I'll think of more at some point.