*~The Wu Household: Chapter001~*
Okay so I decided to take a break from working and arts and got the new "Sims 4: City Life" expansion pack. I wasn't planning on taking pictures or uploading gameplay stuff, but I haven't done it in SO long and I thought it might be kinda fun. Especially because I've not done something like this for Sims 4 at all yet. I am GARBAGE at trying to do Legacy stuff, because I never keep up with it, so this is more of a "household" random sort of thing. If anyone likes it/finds it funny and/or wants to see more of this guy(or other sims of mine) lemme know(like/reblog/comment/etc...)
This guy looks like a weird Count D(From Petshop of Horrors) clone... I wanted to use some of the cute Asian themed outfits that come with City Life so this is the result. lol
WARNING!! Contains vast amounts of freaky girly men, age defying sims, lots 'o gay, You have been WARNED!
Here's Qiao, looking embarrassed in the middle of the street for some unknown reason.
*~oOo~*
His annoying Landlord practically lives in his apartment because it's filled with problems 24/7. It shouldn't even be legal to rent his shithole out.... And why she looks like the repair guy is beyond me.
*~oOo~*
Why does he look terrified of his own boyfriend!?
*~oOo~*
Qiao is supposed to read books for work... because he joined the writer career. But he's too annoyed by life and apparently astronauts to do so...
*~oOo~*
And now his neighbor is screaming and banging around like a hooligan.
*~oOo~*
Qiao: "STOP! I'm trying to read my crap book and I'm already enraged with Nasa! I don't need this shit!"
*~oOo~*
...Qiao's neighbor is apparently a transvestite green alien hooker named Ezra for some reason.
*~oOo~*
Qiao completely ignores everything Ezra says because he is being a little jackass.
*~oOo~*
LOL his full outfit.
*~oOo~*
This is not how you make friends.
*~oOo~*
Qiao cannot cook at all and made some nasty yellow-brown salad that grosses him out.
*~oOo~*
Why didn't he just make another one? More reason to bitch about life, that's why! Thanks Obama!
*~oOo~*
WHY is he HAPPY but still wants to complain about an apartment problem that doesn't even exist?! He just wants to stir shit! That's his life!!
*~oOo~*
Also NO to this.
*~oOo~*
His bedroom and also....
*~oOo~*
....NO x 2 + FML
*~oOo~*
Apartment view, which doesn't make up for all the rats/roachs.. and DEAD BODY smell that plagues his home!
*~oOo~*
Why is his idiot boyfriend calling at 8:30AM about going to a concert?? and what kind of concert happens at 8:30AM!? A BARNEY concert!? His boyfriend WOULD like Barney...
*~oOo~*
Time to write a book....
*~oOo~*
...you know, for the kids! #forthekids
*~oOo~*
Qiao's nieghbor seems to be having ear shattering alien sex and it's emanating through the halls. Luckily Qiao has escaped his inevitable rage fit by being at work.
*~oOo~*
No. It is NOT game night. Every night is game night to this idiot! And he always announces this when Qiao is at work! Then he stands in the hallway staring into the abyss! GO BACK TO YOUR BARNEY CONCERT!
*~oOo~*
The miserable little wiener just gets a promotion and this is his reaction.
*~oOo~*
He WOULD do this!
*~oOo~*
Qiao decides to go to some weird "jokes and mischief" festival thing with his derpy boyfriend.
*~oOo~*
What's this scary purple shit?
*~oOo~*
The guy that sells festival merch.
*~oOo~*
Tutorial on how to blow your face off.
*~oOo~*
Qiao is hungry so I'm sending him to go buy food. Still looks miserable as shit.
*~oOo~*
My IRL life blood.
*~oOo~*
NO!!!! Maxis! Your randomly generated sims are still utterly terrifying! Why does it look like a weird hispanic John Waters with a wig on?? If he hires Babs Johnson I'm throwing my computer out the window.
*~oOo~*
Tips on how to be a shitty boyfriend. Order your food while giving your significant other savage stink eye. If he leaves you it's your own fault!
*~oOo~*
Good thing his child's mind is oblivious to it!
*~oOo~*
WAIT COME BACK!!
*~oOo~*
LOL he's vanishing into the distance.
*~oOo~*
DAMMIT!!! Lol I actually forgot he was a vegetarian!
*~oOo~*
His soul is shattering from meat.
*~oOo~*
Seriously though... what is he even DOING!? There is nothing even over here!
*~oOo~*
WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THIS!? STOP!!!
*~oOo~*
Also I cancelled the action, but he's STILL EATING THIS! STOPPIT! You are both fools!
*~oOo~*
No. Just No.
*~oOo~*
This is your fault... I tried to stop you!
*~oOo~*
Drinking away his sorrows.
*~oOo~*
Best festival ever.
*~oOo~*
His boyfriend doesn't care and isn't even sitting with him. I guess he's finally sick of Qiao's bullshit.
*~oOo~*
TAINTED WITH MEAT! Also he SMELLS now! Go home!
*~oOo~*
Qiao's OTHER neighbor looks like some weird vampire freak. He also spends a lot of time dancing and singing in the hallway. Because, you know, that's totally normal behavior.
*~oOo~*
Much needed shower.
*~oOo~*
Demonic music just played and his expression switched to this serial killer face. I'm terrified.
*~oOo~*
This is horrifying.
*~oOo~*
OH! That's why! I should have known!
*~oOo~*
For some reason Qiao decides to put on his nerd glasses that he never wears....
*~oOo~*
Grilled cheese and....
*~oOo~*
...politics. Why is a DOG on the politics channel. Is it a candidate?
*~oOo~*
Also a horse is there too.... Horse and dog are still better choices than what America has to pick from at the moment though... #simhorseanddogforpres2016
*~oOo~*
Off to WORK! Augh... why does Qiao look so damn weird in traditional "man" clothing?
*~oOo~*
lol k that's why. And yes, I did take shitty ipod pictures of my mangoes.
*~oOo~*
Aaaaand now it's vampire freak that's decided to hump the walls down.
*~oOo~*
....I think alien Ezra left a nasty note on the message board... but he came and removed it before Qiao could read it!! DX
*~oOo~*
He doesn't stop!!
*~oOo~*
It's causing Qiao to have a hallway bitch fit.
*~oOo~*
Doesn't even put pants on, just throws on a halfassed towel.
*~oOo~*
Is he going to say anything... or just stare like some creepy weirdo.
*~oOo~*
I think he's more scared by the fact that Qiao is screaming at a wall, not by the fact that he's screaming.
*~oOo~*
I think vampire freak is mute. All he does during the fight is stare angrily. Maybe he's plotting murder.
-----!!Potato Cat Intermission!!-----
-----!!Potato Cat Intermission!!-----
Qiao is done with vampire freak's staring contest and stomps off to bed.
*~oOo~*
WTF!? Get out of Qiao's house!!!
*~oOo~*
What is he even doing??? Some weird vamp dance? Maybe he's happy he still has a reflection.
*~oOo~*
WHY ARE YOU NAKED!??? Tonight, of all nights, the ONE DAY his unhinged vamp neighbor breaks into his bedroom, Qiao decides to sleep nude. Makes perfect sense!
*~oOo~*
PLEASE LEAVE!
*~oOo~*
Yes. You HATE him. Why are you here!? Go home!
*~oOo~*
World's most delayed reaction. Yes. He is naked. Took long enough for that to register. Also, why is he so terrified of nudity? This doesn't seem like the traditional reaction for a vampire wannabe that humps walls down.
*~oOo~*
OH. MY. GOD. LEAVE!
*~oOo~*
FINALLY!
*~oOo~*
OH! I'm sorry... he hasn't actually left! He has decided to use Qiao's personal computer to TROLL ON FORUMS!!!
*~oOo~*
Who gets THIS angry while arguing on the internet??
*~oOo~*
LOL Triggered! He got SO triggered, he finally left! Good riddance!
*~oOo~*
Good Morning! Says the crappy pipe leaking dirty water everywhere! Best Apartment!
*~oOo~*
Qiao's boyfriend... who is actually named Lyle and not Idiot, invited Qiao to yet another MORNING concert. And a word about the DJ.. he apparently sucks at being a DJ. The game auto-generated his DJ skills and it's supposed to officially be his job... but he still SUCKS!
*~oOo~*
ANOTHER VAMPIRE FREAK! There are only 2 in the entire neighborhood(maybe that's 2 too many), and still the other one decides to materialize here by pure chance... Maybe Qiao just magically attracts them.
*~oOo~*
It's evil, Qiao. Don't talk to it.
*~oOo~*
Evil
*~oOo~*
OH WOW! The first boyfriend-like thing Qiao has actually done on his own. Ever.
*~oOo~*
Stop staring... vamp weirdo part 2!
*~oOo~*
NO! That man belongs to Qiao! He is not for you!
*~oOo~*
Qiao: "Can we go now? This is the worst concert ever!"
*~oOo~*
Ultimate Stink Eye.
*~oOo~*
Back at the always breaking apartment it's faux-BLT time for vegetarians!
*~oOo~*
Qiao: "I think I should start treating you a bit better from now on as it's become apparent that I could very possibly end up losing you to some evil effeminate purple vamp man!"
Lyle: "Are you gonna finish that?"
*~oOo~*
<3
*~oOo~*
...and now, back to being a royal dumbass. The idiot has decided to leave dirty glasses all over the place.
*~oOo~*
Just causally places another one on the floor like an animal!
*~oOo~*
OMG!
*~oOo~*
And Qiao goes to wash the dirty glasses in the sink and then the sink decides to break. Lyle just broke Qiao's sink by proxy.
*~oOo~*
OMFG STOP IT!!!! He stealthily put this one here, turned off the light and left!
*~oOo~*
GO HOME!! YOU GLASS SPAWNING, CHILD-BRAINED BARNEY FAN!
*~oOo~*
QIAO WU'S SUPER SECRET HIDDEN TRAIT! *Shitty Boyfriend*
....To Be Continued Maybe..?
~Outfit Crud~
I didn't have much of Qiao wearing his other outfits (formal and Party attire). So these are just some earlier photos of him going to the Romance Festival... which he HATED and acted like a giant pile of crap at! What a surprise!
Dressed in his Formal outfit here for some reason.
*~oOo~*
I don't know why he's happy... he's going to another festival soon and he hates them.
*~oOo~*
Party time.
*~oOo~*
The inevitable "treating boyfriend like crap in public" hi-jinks.
*~oOo~*
...And now just treating everyone who approaches like crap. A true winner! :D
*~oOo~*
---------------------------------------------
This guy looks like a weird Count D(From Petshop of Horrors) clone... I wanted to use some of the cute Asian themed outfits that come with City Life so this is the result. lol
WARNING!! Contains vast amounts of freaky girly men, age defying sims, lots 'o gay, You have been WARNED!
Here's Qiao, looking embarrassed in the middle of the street for some unknown reason.
*~oOo~*
His annoying Landlord practically lives in his apartment because it's filled with problems 24/7. It shouldn't even be legal to rent his shithole out.... And why she looks like the repair guy is beyond me.
*~oOo~*
Why does he look terrified of his own boyfriend!?
*~oOo~*
Qiao is supposed to read books for work... because he joined the writer career. But he's too annoyed by life and apparently astronauts to do so...
*~oOo~*
And now his neighbor is screaming and banging around like a hooligan.
*~oOo~*
Qiao: "STOP! I'm trying to read my crap book and I'm already enraged with Nasa! I don't need this shit!"
*~oOo~*
...Qiao's neighbor is apparently a transvestite green alien hooker named Ezra for some reason.
*~oOo~*
Qiao completely ignores everything Ezra says because he is being a little jackass.
*~oOo~*
LOL his full outfit.
*~oOo~*
This is not how you make friends.
*~oOo~*
Qiao cannot cook at all and made some nasty yellow-brown salad that grosses him out.
*~oOo~*
Why didn't he just make another one? More reason to bitch about life, that's why! Thanks Obama!
*~oOo~*
WHY is he HAPPY but still wants to complain about an apartment problem that doesn't even exist?! He just wants to stir shit! That's his life!!
*~oOo~*
Also NO to this.
*~oOo~*
His bedroom and also....
*~oOo~*
....NO x 2 + FML
*~oOo~*
Apartment view, which doesn't make up for all the rats/roachs.. and DEAD BODY smell that plagues his home!
*~oOo~*
Why is his idiot boyfriend calling at 8:30AM about going to a concert?? and what kind of concert happens at 8:30AM!? A BARNEY concert!? His boyfriend WOULD like Barney...
*~oOo~*
Time to write a book....
*~oOo~*
...you know, for the kids! #forthekids
*~oOo~*
Qiao's nieghbor seems to be having ear shattering alien sex and it's emanating through the halls. Luckily Qiao has escaped his inevitable rage fit by being at work.
*~oOo~*
No. It is NOT game night. Every night is game night to this idiot! And he always announces this when Qiao is at work! Then he stands in the hallway staring into the abyss! GO BACK TO YOUR BARNEY CONCERT!
*~oOo~*
The miserable little wiener just gets a promotion and this is his reaction.
*~oOo~*
He WOULD do this!
*~oOo~*
Qiao decides to go to some weird "jokes and mischief" festival thing with his derpy boyfriend.
*~oOo~*
What's this scary purple shit?
*~oOo~*
The guy that sells festival merch.
*~oOo~*
Tutorial on how to blow your face off.
*~oOo~*
Qiao is hungry so I'm sending him to go buy food. Still looks miserable as shit.
*~oOo~*
My IRL life blood.
*~oOo~*
NO!!!! Maxis! Your randomly generated sims are still utterly terrifying! Why does it look like a weird hispanic John Waters with a wig on?? If he hires Babs Johnson I'm throwing my computer out the window.
*~oOo~*
Tips on how to be a shitty boyfriend. Order your food while giving your significant other savage stink eye. If he leaves you it's your own fault!
*~oOo~*
Good thing his child's mind is oblivious to it!
*~oOo~*
WAIT COME BACK!!
*~oOo~*
LOL he's vanishing into the distance.
*~oOo~*
DAMMIT!!! Lol I actually forgot he was a vegetarian!
*~oOo~*
His soul is shattering from meat.
*~oOo~*
Seriously though... what is he even DOING!? There is nothing even over here!
*~oOo~*
WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THIS!? STOP!!!
*~oOo~*
Also I cancelled the action, but he's STILL EATING THIS! STOPPIT! You are both fools!
*~oOo~*
No. Just No.
*~oOo~*
This is your fault... I tried to stop you!
*~oOo~*
Drinking away his sorrows.
*~oOo~*
Best festival ever.
*~oOo~*
His boyfriend doesn't care and isn't even sitting with him. I guess he's finally sick of Qiao's bullshit.
*~oOo~*
TAINTED WITH MEAT! Also he SMELLS now! Go home!
*~oOo~*
Qiao's OTHER neighbor looks like some weird vampire freak. He also spends a lot of time dancing and singing in the hallway. Because, you know, that's totally normal behavior.
*~oOo~*
Much needed shower.
*~oOo~*
Demonic music just played and his expression switched to this serial killer face. I'm terrified.
*~oOo~*
This is horrifying.
*~oOo~*
OH! That's why! I should have known!
*~oOo~*
For some reason Qiao decides to put on his nerd glasses that he never wears....
*~oOo~*
Grilled cheese and....
*~oOo~*
...politics. Why is a DOG on the politics channel. Is it a candidate?
*~oOo~*
Also a horse is there too.... Horse and dog are still better choices than what America has to pick from at the moment though... #simhorseanddogforpres2016
*~oOo~*
Off to WORK! Augh... why does Qiao look so damn weird in traditional "man" clothing?
*~oOo~*
lol k that's why. And yes, I did take shitty ipod pictures of my mangoes.
*~oOo~*
Aaaaand now it's vampire freak that's decided to hump the walls down.
*~oOo~*
....I think alien Ezra left a nasty note on the message board... but he came and removed it before Qiao could read it!! DX
*~oOo~*
He doesn't stop!!
*~oOo~*
It's causing Qiao to have a hallway bitch fit.
*~oOo~*
Doesn't even put pants on, just throws on a halfassed towel.
*~oOo~*
Is he going to say anything... or just stare like some creepy weirdo.
*~oOo~*
I think he's more scared by the fact that Qiao is screaming at a wall, not by the fact that he's screaming.
*~oOo~*
I think vampire freak is mute. All he does during the fight is stare angrily. Maybe he's plotting murder.
-----!!Potato Cat Intermission!!-----
-----!!Potato Cat Intermission!!-----
Qiao is done with vampire freak's staring contest and stomps off to bed.
*~oOo~*
WTF!? Get out of Qiao's house!!!
*~oOo~*
What is he even doing??? Some weird vamp dance? Maybe he's happy he still has a reflection.
*~oOo~*
WHY ARE YOU NAKED!??? Tonight, of all nights, the ONE DAY his unhinged vamp neighbor breaks into his bedroom, Qiao decides to sleep nude. Makes perfect sense!
*~oOo~*
PLEASE LEAVE!
*~oOo~*
Yes. You HATE him. Why are you here!? Go home!
*~oOo~*
World's most delayed reaction. Yes. He is naked. Took long enough for that to register. Also, why is he so terrified of nudity? This doesn't seem like the traditional reaction for a vampire wannabe that humps walls down.
*~oOo~*
OH. MY. GOD. LEAVE!
*~oOo~*
FINALLY!
*~oOo~*
OH! I'm sorry... he hasn't actually left! He has decided to use Qiao's personal computer to TROLL ON FORUMS!!!
*~oOo~*
Who gets THIS angry while arguing on the internet??
*~oOo~*
LOL Triggered! He got SO triggered, he finally left! Good riddance!
*~oOo~*
Good Morning! Says the crappy pipe leaking dirty water everywhere! Best Apartment!
*~oOo~*
Qiao's boyfriend... who is actually named Lyle and not Idiot, invited Qiao to yet another MORNING concert. And a word about the DJ.. he apparently sucks at being a DJ. The game auto-generated his DJ skills and it's supposed to officially be his job... but he still SUCKS!
*~oOo~*
ANOTHER VAMPIRE FREAK! There are only 2 in the entire neighborhood(maybe that's 2 too many), and still the other one decides to materialize here by pure chance... Maybe Qiao just magically attracts them.
*~oOo~*
It's evil, Qiao. Don't talk to it.
*~oOo~*
Evil
*~oOo~*
OH WOW! The first boyfriend-like thing Qiao has actually done on his own. Ever.
*~oOo~*
Stop staring... vamp weirdo part 2!
*~oOo~*
NO! That man belongs to Qiao! He is not for you!
*~oOo~*
Qiao: "Can we go now? This is the worst concert ever!"
*~oOo~*
Ultimate Stink Eye.
*~oOo~*
Back at the always breaking apartment it's faux-BLT time for vegetarians!
*~oOo~*
Qiao: "I think I should start treating you a bit better from now on as it's become apparent that I could very possibly end up losing you to some evil effeminate purple vamp man!"
Lyle: "Are you gonna finish that?"
*~oOo~*
<3
*~oOo~*
...and now, back to being a royal dumbass. The idiot has decided to leave dirty glasses all over the place.
*~oOo~*
Just causally places another one on the floor like an animal!
*~oOo~*
OMG!
*~oOo~*
And Qiao goes to wash the dirty glasses in the sink and then the sink decides to break. Lyle just broke Qiao's sink by proxy.
*~oOo~*
OMFG STOP IT!!!! He stealthily put this one here, turned off the light and left!
*~oOo~*
GO HOME!! YOU GLASS SPAWNING, CHILD-BRAINED BARNEY FAN!
*~oOo~*
QIAO WU'S SUPER SECRET HIDDEN TRAIT! *Shitty Boyfriend*
....To Be Continued Maybe..?
~Outfit Crud~
I didn't have much of Qiao wearing his other outfits (formal and Party attire). So these are just some earlier photos of him going to the Romance Festival... which he HATED and acted like a giant pile of crap at! What a surprise!
Dressed in his Formal outfit here for some reason.
*~oOo~*
I don't know why he's happy... he's going to another festival soon and he hates them.
*~oOo~*
Party time.
*~oOo~*
The inevitable "treating boyfriend like crap in public" hi-jinks.
*~oOo~*
...And now just treating everyone who approaches like crap. A true winner! :D
*~oOo~*
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