i don't write 'em

[eclipse69]

so don't boo me.

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea

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[mai_ling]

only someone in show business
would NOT find it to be awful.
i am so used to hearing stuff
like this, i was born into it.
:) i laughed.

where did you find this?

[eclipse69]

my cousin Anna e-mails me stuff that she gets from time to time.

[orphe_]

hahahhahahaha wow. i enjoyed that greatly. and so did all my friends that i repeated it to.

[eclipse69]

okay, so maybe it wasn't as lame as i thought. my fiancee can be a tough audience sometimes.