I think this icon sums up the two halves of this post brilliantly.
So today, I discovered that my last regret as a vegetarian has been resolved by the wonderful people at Quorn, to whom I extend my most obsequiously profusive expressions of undying gratitude: veggie Scotch eggs exist. Given that they were really the last thing I missed after going going veggie, I am insanely pleased by this; they were a staple of my childhood, something I associate with birthday partings and picnicking in the countryside, and a food that I just find plain yummy. Yet to give them a taste test, but I hold out hope.
...also, 1sentence? Scarred for life. SCARRED. FOR. LIFE. (No, I didn't purposely search on that tag; just linking you there with it so I don't have to link to the actual inside of the cut. Contents of link may contain a non-worksafe word or two; non-brainsafe concepts, certainly.)
...also, 1sentence? Scarred for life. SCARRED. FOR. LIFE. (No, I didn't purposely search on that tag; just linking you there with it so I don't have to link to the actual inside of the cut. Contents of link may contain a non-worksafe word or two; non-brainsafe concepts, certainly.)