May 27, 2003 18:23
The hygenist asks me "So...are you a flosser?" Why yes, yes I am.
But the real story is:
I drive my "car" to the dentist's office and park. No problem, but when I shut the door, the window completely shatters. What excitement! A guy walking by says "I have never seen that before!" and I say "Neither have I!" So now my car is missing a window and there is glass everywhere. On the top of car, on the front and back windshields, on the ground, and especially all over my seat. Good thing my sister keeps all that crap in the trunk so I could put an old jacket down and sit on it. Otherwise it would have been a really bad idea to wear my jeans with the hole in the ass.
Good thing it's not raining.