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99% of Chuck Norris is kick ass. The remaining 1% is pain in your genitals. The other 10% contributes to world hunger because Chuck Norris always gives 110%.…
In one single basketball game, Chuck Norris scored 563 points and 6 women.
Chuck Norris is the reason that the Mona Lisa smiles.
Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris is both the cause of, and cure for cancer.
Chuck Norris was actually born Merle Jenkins. At school a bully named Chuck Norris made fun of Merle's name, so Merle roundhouse kicked him into outer space and declared, "I am now Chuck Norris." Thus began the phrase "kicking ass and taking names."
Chuck Norris masturbates with Sandpaper.
Chuck Norris enters a McDonald's without shoes or sandals, and still gets service
Most reported Bigfoot sightings are just Chuck Norris with his shirt off. Loch Ness sightings, on the other hand, are Chuck with his pants off.
You better buy Chuck Norris a Father's Day present, because he is your daddy.
Chuck Norris started the I love Chuck Norris Facebook Group, he then tracked down everyone who joined it and proceeded to roundhouse kick them into oblivion for being tools of the media.
Chuck Norris never hides, he only seeks.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Chuck Norris" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!".
Kryptonite is to Superman as Canada is to Chuck Norris. He hates that place.
Chuck Norris does not know about this site. Otherwise he would have deleted the internet.
Chuck Norris says that he "blacked out". When he awoke, women were naked, necks were broken, and a goat was wearing a t-shirt that read "Team Delta Force".
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In one single basketball game, Chuck Norris scored 563 points and 6 women.
Chuck Norris is the reason that the Mona Lisa smiles.
Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris is both the cause of, and cure for cancer.
Chuck Norris was actually born Merle Jenkins. At school a bully named Chuck Norris made fun of Merle's name, so Merle roundhouse kicked him into outer space and declared, "I am now Chuck Norris." Thus began the phrase "kicking ass and taking names."
Chuck Norris masturbates with Sandpaper.
Chuck Norris enters a McDonald's without shoes or sandals, and still gets service
Most reported Bigfoot sightings are just Chuck Norris with his shirt off. Loch Ness sightings, on the other hand, are Chuck with his pants off.
You better buy Chuck Norris a Father's Day present, because he is your daddy.
Chuck Norris started the I love Chuck Norris Facebook Group, he then tracked down everyone who joined it and proceeded to roundhouse kick them into oblivion for being tools of the media.
Chuck Norris never hides, he only seeks.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Chuck Norris" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!".
Kryptonite is to Superman as Canada is to Chuck Norris. He hates that place.
Chuck Norris does not know about this site. Otherwise he would have deleted the internet.
Chuck Norris says that he "blacked out". When he awoke, women were naked, necks were broken, and a goat was wearing a t-shirt that read "Team Delta Force".
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php