OH MY GOSH! this freaking site is beyond hilarius. i'm still laughing. so good. oh. here:
http://www.vintage21.com/media/video.html click on "jesus three" and it's like, everything that jesus wouldnt say even tho we think he says them... it's good. just take it w/ a grain of salt.
jesus 3 is the best, but the other ones are pretty good too... here's me telling jen: lol...
Robin : "what in teh name of me is going on here"
Robin : "there are those pharisee thugs stirrin up trouble again"
Robin : "you blew your chance, you'll never get into heaven now"
Robin : "look at my beard!!"
Robin : "football"
Robin : "i... love .... ffooooootball...."
"and you, you know what you did. but i can't repeat it because i'm jesus."
*still laughing*