Unexpected Vacation in America
I'm quite sure you'll all be fascinated to find out that I am not, in fact, in England at the moment. Instead, I am in New York. City, to be exact.
It has now been confirmed: Aunt Matilda is insane. Completely and utterly, irredeemably mad. I fall asleep on the Knight Bus, fully expecting to wake up in London, only to find myself in America instead. An ocean away from where I would like to be.
Pansy - I plan on returning on the 20th, and will therefore still be attending your party. However I can't promise I won't take a nap.
Everyone else - Bugger off.
It has now been confirmed: Aunt Matilda is insane. Completely and utterly, irredeemably mad. I fall asleep on the Knight Bus, fully expecting to wake up in London, only to find myself in America instead. An ocean away from where I would like to be.
Pansy - I plan on returning on the 20th, and will therefore still be attending your party. However I can't promise I won't take a nap.
Everyone else - Bugger off.