CHRISTMAS!
I was talking to a friend of mine (.:ahemCHRIScough:.) very early this morning and wander onto the topic of how I never tried to get to Narnia as I didn't have a wardrobe, just a closet. I believed that, with only a closet, I would end up in a suburb of Narnia instead of the real deal. She then proceeded to elaborate that Thomas would be T Money, the bootlegging fawn who sold copies of Mariah Carey's Christmas album for $5, $2.50 if he thought you were pretty. Wonder what else he's got hidden in those "packages"... Probably an overadubance of Christmas specials on DVD. Why else would he guard them so? And the White Witch would so be the po-po too... The Beavers would be bums living in boxes. Asim would be like Big Pun. We're twisted, we know. We also believe that they should have made a Magicain's Nephew movie and that all black people believe there are no black people in HP canon until it's proven. Your point? Actually, can you tell me my point first? I seem to have lost it somewhere along the way.
PS: If you like teh boysmut, I have some in the other journal. And in case you haven't seen, this is Carrot's gift. I want it. Now.
And now, as I am wide awake, soon to have French Toast, and have opened all the gifts in my house, I present to you all... TEH GIFT RUNDOWN AND SUCH!
$150 in cash (specifically told it's for school books and clothes. But 'tis okay.)
$100 Best Buy Gift Card (the CD case on too! from teh grandparents.)
$150 Citizens Bank Gift Card (From teh Mommeh for clothes 'n' such.)
$60 in Hot Topic gift cards ($50 from teh Mommeh, $10 from teh Mommeh bestest best friend! And teh Mommeh's is FMA! .:dies!:. If only it had Roy on it! .:sighs!:.)
A Moose! (From teh Mommeh, as it came with the Citizens card. I've been carrying it everywhere. Now I shall have a room... with a moose! .:Invader Zim reference liek woah!:.)
$100 Borders Gift Card (From teh Mommeh. Manga, here I come!)
Rowena Art Book (From Shawnanananananana! ^____^ To be given at a later date.)
A Super Hero Cape (From teh Lesbian AKA Bottom!Chris. XD To be given at a later date.)
Whatever else I get will make me an even more happy child than I am now. That it will. .:mutters happily before falling asleep:.
A Happy Smutmas To All And To All A Good Wank!
-or-
A Merry Christmas To All And To All A Good Haul!
PS: If you like teh boysmut, I have some in the other journal. And in case you haven't seen, this is Carrot's gift. I want it. Now.
And now, as I am wide awake, soon to have French Toast, and have opened all the gifts in my house, I present to you all... TEH GIFT RUNDOWN AND SUCH!
$150 in cash (specifically told it's for school books and clothes. But 'tis okay.)
$100 Best Buy Gift Card (the CD case on too! from teh grandparents.)
$150 Citizens Bank Gift Card (From teh Mommeh for clothes 'n' such.)
$60 in Hot Topic gift cards ($50 from teh Mommeh, $10 from teh Mommeh bestest best friend! And teh Mommeh's is FMA! .:dies!:. If only it had Roy on it! .:sighs!:.)
A Moose! (From teh Mommeh, as it came with the Citizens card. I've been carrying it everywhere. Now I shall have a room... with a moose! .:Invader Zim reference liek woah!:.)
$100 Borders Gift Card (From teh Mommeh. Manga, here I come!)
Rowena Art Book (From Shawnanananananana! ^____^ To be given at a later date.)
A Super Hero Cape (From teh Lesbian AKA Bottom!Chris. XD To be given at a later date.)
Whatever else I get will make me an even more happy child than I am now. That it will. .:mutters happily before falling asleep:.
A Happy Smutmas To All And To All A Good Wank!
-or-
A Merry Christmas To All And To All A Good Haul!