WWI
About a week ago, Mr. Walker showed us a History Channel documentary about the situation before WWI began and the assassination of Franz Ferdinand. Ferdinand was visiting Bosnia for a parade. Seven Serbians part of the Black Hand took this opportunity to plan the assassination. Each had a gun and a bottle of cyanide to drink after the job was done. The seven guys spread themselves out along the parade route, in case the first guy failed to do the job.
Assassin #1 --> He has a grenade. He throws the grenade. Forgets that it has a 10 second timer. Blows up the car behind the Archduke's car. Takes the cyanide anyway. Jumps into river. Cyanide is too old and it just makes him vomit. River is four inches deep. Police takes him into custody.
Assassin #2 - #7 ---> All too shocked to see him alive to do anything.
Mission failed.
So the rest of the guys meet in the park. They're freaking out. The best gunner in the group leaves to eat a sandwich.
He finishes eating a sandwich.
The driver of the Archduke's car just happens to take a wrong turn. They drive past the sandwich shop that the gunner is standing outside of.
Bam bam!
World War I starts.
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Assassin #1 --> He has a grenade. He throws the grenade. Forgets that it has a 10 second timer. Blows up the car behind the Archduke's car. Takes the cyanide anyway. Jumps into river. Cyanide is too old and it just makes him vomit. River is four inches deep. Police takes him into custody.
Assassin #2 - #7 ---> All too shocked to see him alive to do anything.
Mission failed.
So the rest of the guys meet in the park. They're freaking out. The best gunner in the group leaves to eat a sandwich.
He finishes eating a sandwich.
The driver of the Archduke's car just happens to take a wrong turn. They drive past the sandwich shop that the gunner is standing outside of.
Bam bam!
World War I starts.
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