drive whips i kno they like..
so its the yr 2004 and every one wants to kno where the flying cars are. i coulda sworn they were supposed to be here like..4 yrs ago..but w/e not to fear..99.98% of all cars have some aspects of them that has to do with a stream lined features, and nice curves..EXCEPT...drum roll please! the scion xB ..and the mercedes benz g500.
now..please notice the most obvious and un aero dynamic..box shape..this car..is ugly..and its been named the xB..because its an XTREME BOX. now i kno what ur thinking..it made it to the open market so its obviously got some positive features about it..well could it be the booming 6 speaker system..IV GOT MORE SPEAKERS IN MY FUCKING CELL FONE..give me a break.! u kno what happens when u put too much shit in a box..it breaks and the bottom falls out, well im waiting for the day i see the first set of idiots try and ghetto pack this thing..and the bottom falls out..ON THE HIGHWAY..bc we all kno the gas milage is amazing..FOR A BOX! BUT, the good news is this car is less that 15,000 bux, now, i dunno bout you but, i could pic up a 99 5 series bmw for 15 grand..and shit on all you box lovers!..
now..obviously car companies dont get the whole concept, that a box isnt cool BC mercedes benz thru down there version of a box. they named it the g500, but they shoulda just kept it simple like scion did and name it the bB..baller box
now..i dont even kno what to say about this shit..i mean..sure its a benz..but look at this shit..its ugly as fuck..what more can i say..i mean..im not hating on luxury cars..belive me..but i do dislike the whole box shit..and just think..with the money u coulda spent on this baller box..u coulda gotten like 6 x treme boxes..so BEAT THAT!
now..please notice the most obvious and un aero dynamic..box shape..this car..is ugly..and its been named the xB..because its an XTREME BOX. now i kno what ur thinking..it made it to the open market so its obviously got some positive features about it..well could it be the booming 6 speaker system..IV GOT MORE SPEAKERS IN MY FUCKING CELL FONE..give me a break.! u kno what happens when u put too much shit in a box..it breaks and the bottom falls out, well im waiting for the day i see the first set of idiots try and ghetto pack this thing..and the bottom falls out..ON THE HIGHWAY..bc we all kno the gas milage is amazing..FOR A BOX! BUT, the good news is this car is less that 15,000 bux, now, i dunno bout you but, i could pic up a 99 5 series bmw for 15 grand..and shit on all you box lovers!..
now..obviously car companies dont get the whole concept, that a box isnt cool BC mercedes benz thru down there version of a box. they named it the g500, but they shoulda just kept it simple like scion did and name it the bB..baller box
now..i dont even kno what to say about this shit..i mean..sure its a benz..but look at this shit..its ugly as fuck..what more can i say..i mean..im not hating on luxury cars..belive me..but i do dislike the whole box shit..and just think..with the money u coulda spent on this baller box..u coulda gotten like 6 x treme boxes..so BEAT THAT!