:: Stalkers ::

Jan 04, 2004 22:08

"Don't you let nobody try to steal your fun, cause a little touch of lipstick never hurt no one."

I have 2 stalkers now. Nossa and Neesy. First, what Nossa IM'ed me saying:

r u otay nossa: BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
r u otay nossa: itd noosa
r u otay nossa: wat up girl
r u otay nossa: did u blocke me>@>q;kfnwkguh;asil
r u otay nossa: Eckeltricity45
r u otay nossa signed off at 6:06:47 PM.
r u otay nossa signed on at 6:12:24 PM.
r u otay nossa: ese beese
r u otay nossa: NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
r u otay nossa: BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
r u otay nossa: ese bese basa BOO
r u otay nossa: BFF GET BACK!
r u otay nossa signed off at 7:43:29 PM.
r u otay nossa signed on at 7:43:32 PM.
r u otay nossa signed off at 7:43:36 PM.

Besides the odd Jar Jar Binks like comments, Nossa is weird. She also seeems to think we sit next to each other in Chemistry. I don't take chemistry. I actually have a vague idea who it is, though I will not mention their name. Notice, however. Nossa says "Bah" which I happen to say, a lot.

then Neesy:

LKel584817: hey whats up?
LKel584817: nossa said to talk to u
LKel584817: im her other bff! we should all chill sometime!
LKel584817: ur hurting my feelings
LKel584817: i thought me, u, and nossa could all be friends
LKel584817: kiki!
Eckeltricity4: there's only one person who calls me Kiki.

This was weird, because she called me Kiki. Which is a name that only Caitlin calls me. Not that I suspect Caitlin. But not many people know that that's one of my nicknames. as we speak, I am talking to Neesy, by the way. And Now to Nossa. This is highly amusing. they are gettting a lot of facts wrong. But anyway, back to what I was saying. Kiki. Only Caitlin calls me that, and it would be highly mean, and totally unlike her to do something like this. so I don't suspect her. But rather, someone who has heard that my nickname is Kiki. But who knows? I mean, it is highly suspicious that at the same time this is happening, someone is leaving horribly rude comments on Carlin's website, and on her Xanga. so. We suspect that it's the same person. anyway.

Neesy and me:

LKel584817: who calls u kiki?
LKel584817: nossa?
Eckeltricity4: definitley not.
Eckeltricity4: how does nossa know me, again?
LKel584817: oh idk
LKel584817: she said u talk online allll the time
Eckeltricity4: ah
LKel584817: and hang out too
LKel584817: u guys went to see peter pan this weekend
Eckeltricity4: ahem

So. I haven't actually seen Peter Pan yet, by the way. and back to Nossa:

Eckeltricity4: did w really go to see peter pan this weekend?

Auto response from r u otay nossa: I am away from my computer right now.

Eckeltricity4: because I've never seen that movie.
r u otay nossa: yes yes we really did!
r u otay nossa: awww kirsten mabey u were too messed up to remember
r u otay nossa: we saw it at 1 in the morning
Eckeltricity4: right.
Eckeltricity4: I really haven't seen that yet.
Eckeltricity4: oh, and I don't take chemistry
Eckeltricity4: what do you have to say to that?
r u otay nossa: hmm i have to say that i was TRICKING u, i wanted to kno if u really knew ur bestest fwiend!
Eckeltricity4: then what science class do I take?
r u otay nossa: u take physics
Eckeltricity4: no
r u otay nossa: ap bio?
Eckeltricity4: no
r u otay nossa: ap physics!
Eckeltricity4: no
r u otay nossa: ah hah!
r u otay nossa: yes yes i think ur lying
Eckeltricity4: I think I'm not
r u otay nossa: u dont take enviromental
Eckeltricity4: that would be my brother who takes AP physics
Eckeltricity4: nope
r u otay nossa: no i knew u didnt i said u DONT
r u otay nossa: se se
Eckeltricity4: no you didn't.
Eckeltricity4: r u otay nossa: ap physics!
r u otay nossa: oh kirsten i kno u soo well even I confuse u with ur borther!
r u otay nossa: ASfhsldhgalsijgb;
Eckeltricity4: right.
Eckeltricity4: just to make sure, you do know what year I am, right?
r u otay nossa: ohhhh ur a junior silly!
Eckeltricity4: oh, well at least you know something about me that's correct
r u otay nossa: i kno ur in chior, AND MEGAN AND I ARE BESTEST FWIENDS!
r u otay nossa: and u have blonde hair flkasjhgsl;kjf;hkdf[
r u otay nossa: so BAHHHHHHHHHH
Eckeltricity4: right
r u otay nossa: i don kno dat bitch
r u otay nossa: her last name i mean
Eckeltricity4: right.
r u otay nossa: dat b right!
r u otay nossa: BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Eckeltricity4: I find it alarming that you say that we're best friends, yet you only know the things about me that everyone knows.
Eckeltricity4: like that fact that I'm in choir.
Eckeltricity4: lol
Eckeltricity4: cat got you're tongue?
r u otay nossa: NO bia i b talkin to ppl
Eckeltricity4: right.
r u otay nossa: YEYA
Eckeltricity4: do you want to tell me what your actual name is yet?
r u otay nossa: its nossas
r u otay nossa: member u call me noss for short
Eckeltricity4: right
r u otay nossa: my real name is noosha elami
Eckeltricity4: Did you know that you don't actually exsist at our school?
r u otay nossa: really!
r u otay nossa: no im under the witness protection program
r u otay nossa: so im known as zach hacias
Eckeltricity4: right.
r u otay nossa: right right
r u otay nossa: ese bese basa BOO
r u otay nossa: thats are secret handshake rythym
Eckeltricity4: I don't have a secret handshake with anyone.
r u otay nossa: ohh y do u always have to do crack, it saddens me that u dont remember our friendship
Eckeltricity4: I'm sure it does
r u otay nossa: no really it really upsets me
Eckeltricity4: sure
r u otay nossa: SURE
r u otay nossa: ese bese EKAK!!!!
Eckeltricity4: did you know that I don't like people who claim to know me but really don't?
r u otay nossa: really?
r u otay nossa: oh no, must of slipped my mind
r u otay nossa: wat do u think of compressuer
r u otay nossa: hese my favorite!
r u otay nossa: i like to poop
Eckeltricity4: ...
Eckeltricity4: loser
Eckeltricity4: And we don't need nossa anymore...
r u otay nossa: we?
r u otay nossa: say wah?
r u otay nossa: u and compressuer
Eckeltricity4: SHUT THE DOOR.
r u otay nossa: mmk
r u otay nossa: poop
Eckeltricity4: by the way.
Eckeltricity4: it's Kompressor.
r u otay nossa: ese bese s;doah;lihd['fhjdf[phok
r u otay nossa: hdfhgfhjkfsd;jkls
r u otay nossa: BAH
r u otay nossa: bye
r u otay nossa: bye
r u otay nossa: i like to biol a pot of wateer and throw it out the window
r u otay nossa: then run outside nakes
r u otay nossa: d
Eckeltricity4: good for you.
r u otay nossa: isnt it!
r u otay nossa signed off at 9:58:16 PM.

Caitlin has brought it to my attention that it could be Rob. I actually think that's quite likely. So. Rob it is. But it could also be Megan. More likely that it's Rob. I actually didn't think about him. I assumed that Nossa was a girl. But it seems quite likely. Although, their profile is very girly. if it is Rob, I sincirely hope you come out of the closet soon.

I LOFF YOU KIM!!!

ciao
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