Dec 10, 2002 15:03
Soon, my beloved internet, soon we will be reunited...
When my landlord visits at the end of the month, demanding that, in spite of the fact that five more mullets have moved into the house (officially, anyway) and that just about all services have been cut off, he feels he must raise my rent again, I will laugh, and possibly pee, in his face.
Then I shall move into my new apartment house at equal rent, with board, and I will compose a long and helpful letter to revenue Canada. They will be so pleased to hear of the state of affairs at the flophouse he's created.