I've been saved!
I am very please to announce to you all that I have finally found religion. it has been a long and arduous journey, but I believe I have found the true faith and I plan to adhere STRICTLY to its guidelines and moral standards. Indeed, many of you that know me might have seen this coming, as I believe that my culinary preferances have been a hint all my life to embrace his Noodliness.
Yes, I have become a Pastafarian. We believe that the universe was created by His Almighty Noodlyness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I feel in my heart that this is the true faith, and I truly believe that I have been Touched in my soul by his Noodly appendage.
And of you that wish to find out more about our faith, please visit http://www.venganza.org/
Bless you all and may you all find peace in the marinara sauce of your souls.
Yes, I have become a Pastafarian. We believe that the universe was created by His Almighty Noodlyness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. I feel in my heart that this is the true faith, and I truly believe that I have been Touched in my soul by his Noodly appendage.
And of you that wish to find out more about our faith, please visit http://www.venganza.org/
Bless you all and may you all find peace in the marinara sauce of your souls.