The Lea Family: Generation 1.1
HAY. I finally started a real nonLegacy... Meaning this family/legacy will follow some Legacy rules (no cheats, etc.) but probably not extensive enough to call a real Legacy.
(Please let me apologize for the potential crappyness of photos -- I needs more experience, bizzitches.)
I hope you all enjoy!
This here be Ava Lea, founder of the Lea family. She's family with a LTW to reach her golden anniversary (ohthankgoditwasn'tmarryoff6kids).
Here's Ava's crappy little house I built her. It reins in craptacularness. I actually ended up making it smaller because she was poor :[
Obviously she doesn't like my decorating choices. Pft. That fish chair rocks.
Ava heads out to sit on the lawn and write about gnomes in her diary. Weirdo.
I lost the picture, but I made her look in the paper and get a job as a ~*~dishwasher~*~ so now she's getting all amazed over the FASCINATING ASPECTS OF FOOD PREPARATION.
Later on, Ava is accosted by the Welcome Committee. She chats it up with Skank Extraordinaire, Nina Caliente.
AVA: hay im awsum lets b BFFLs 4 lyfe!
NINA: ok!
"...and it was THIS big, yo! Big like an ELEPHANT!"
Ava's disgusted by Nina's sexcapades.
Nina eventually gets into a fight with Ben Long. Probably because she gave him gonorrhea or something.
Later on, Ava gets a call from some Sterling guy (I forgot his last name, but it was fantastic) and they go downtown.
She hits him up by starting a conversation about SPATULAS.
"SPATULAS SUCK, BITCH."
She tries a different approach:
"You'd look really fabulous in a pink dress."
"You really think so?!"
"Pink pumps make me feel so preeeetttyyy!"
Ava's a bit weirded out by Sterling's fetishes. After returning from town, she calls up the matchmaka.
"Make him sexy, make him sexy, and rich!"
....Erk. Well, she did only give her like $8. Matchmaka's gotta get paid, son.
Ava tries again and winds up with this. He's not too bad, but his honker's the size of my FIST, so she tries again.
k no.
EXACTLY my opinion, Ava.
There are a couple more, but they're all ugly. Ava ditches them, which results in most of them being furious with her. Sigh.
After a bad day, Ava is consoled by this cute stray, Kim. This is kind of a pointless picture -- I just found the kitty neat. :D
Who the hell smears crap all over an envelope? Yeah, yeah. It's a "bad date" letter. The inside was pretty emo, too. Yeah, you're all real winners, uglydates.
Later on, after much fussing, Sterling finally comes over, as he's pretty much the best thing on the market so far. And men in drag can be pretty sexy.
I catch him gossiping with his friend about... a little girl. Uh? What the hell could they gossip about? "Omg, Suzie left her toys all over the floor again! LOLOLOLOL!! Shh! Don't tell!"
Ava finally plants a kiss on him. Aww.
'
HELL-FRICKIN-YEAH.
Ava's furious uglydates keep kicking her trash can over. This uncouth dog enjoys rolling around in the filth.
"So I know you're only marrying me because I'm loaded..."
ENGAGEMENT. Sterling moved in, adding $10,000 to my already poor Sim's funds. Not as much as I would have hoped. :(
"This will go so well with my cocktail dress!"
Cuties.
They consummate their marriage. Is that the word? As you can see, I gave Sterling a makeover. No pretty pink dresses though, unfortunately. :[
This is the house they moved into, by the way. I bought one because I'm too lazy to build a new one. I made Ava quit her job too, because I have other plans for her.
Ava and Sterling both rolled the want to obtain a pet, with Sterling also rolling "adopt a kitten." Naturally, being the cat lover I am, I succumbed.
They adopt a kitten, whom I dub Tybby. (Tybalt means 'cat' in Latin or some language -- thus calling Tybalt in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet the 'Prince of cats.')
Sterling's enthralled. As am I. sjfjsoidjfoisjig so cuuuuuuuuuuuute!
AJFSJFIOSJFOSJKFPOAJKSPOJKOFADSAJFIJA KITTTTTTTY.
Ava loves him too.
PUKE!
MAID: HAY bitch I have to clean that up!
Only two more days.
k this dog is ALWAYS around. I'd adopt him in, but not with a baby on the way and Tybby. GO AWAY, DOG.
POP.
Gaming's intense.
I wonder what will happen in our next segment of the LEA FAMILY?!?? omg. You better stay tuned.
Feel free to add me to keep up with updates. :D
(Please let me apologize for the potential crappyness of photos -- I needs more experience, bizzitches.)
I hope you all enjoy!
This here be Ava Lea, founder of the Lea family. She's family with a LTW to reach her golden anniversary (ohthankgoditwasn'tmarryoff6kids).
Here's Ava's crappy little house I built her. It reins in craptacularness. I actually ended up making it smaller because she was poor :[
Obviously she doesn't like my decorating choices. Pft. That fish chair rocks.
Ava heads out to sit on the lawn and write about gnomes in her diary. Weirdo.
I lost the picture, but I made her look in the paper and get a job as a ~*~dishwasher~*~ so now she's getting all amazed over the FASCINATING ASPECTS OF FOOD PREPARATION.
Later on, Ava is accosted by the Welcome Committee. She chats it up with Skank Extraordinaire, Nina Caliente.
AVA: hay im awsum lets b BFFLs 4 lyfe!
NINA: ok!
"...and it was THIS big, yo! Big like an ELEPHANT!"
Ava's disgusted by Nina's sexcapades.
Nina eventually gets into a fight with Ben Long. Probably because she gave him gonorrhea or something.
Later on, Ava gets a call from some Sterling guy (I forgot his last name, but it was fantastic) and they go downtown.
She hits him up by starting a conversation about SPATULAS.
"SPATULAS SUCK, BITCH."
She tries a different approach:
"You'd look really fabulous in a pink dress."
"You really think so?!"
"Pink pumps make me feel so preeeetttyyy!"
Ava's a bit weirded out by Sterling's fetishes. After returning from town, she calls up the matchmaka.
"Make him sexy, make him sexy, and rich!"
....Erk. Well, she did only give her like $8. Matchmaka's gotta get paid, son.
Ava tries again and winds up with this. He's not too bad, but his honker's the size of my FIST, so she tries again.
k no.
EXACTLY my opinion, Ava.
There are a couple more, but they're all ugly. Ava ditches them, which results in most of them being furious with her. Sigh.
After a bad day, Ava is consoled by this cute stray, Kim. This is kind of a pointless picture -- I just found the kitty neat. :D
Who the hell smears crap all over an envelope? Yeah, yeah. It's a "bad date" letter. The inside was pretty emo, too. Yeah, you're all real winners, uglydates.
Later on, after much fussing, Sterling finally comes over, as he's pretty much the best thing on the market so far. And men in drag can be pretty sexy.
I catch him gossiping with his friend about... a little girl. Uh? What the hell could they gossip about? "Omg, Suzie left her toys all over the floor again! LOLOLOLOL!! Shh! Don't tell!"
Ava finally plants a kiss on him. Aww.
'
HELL-FRICKIN-YEAH.
Ava's furious uglydates keep kicking her trash can over. This uncouth dog enjoys rolling around in the filth.
"So I know you're only marrying me because I'm loaded..."
ENGAGEMENT. Sterling moved in, adding $10,000 to my already poor Sim's funds. Not as much as I would have hoped. :(
"This will go so well with my cocktail dress!"
Cuties.
They consummate their marriage. Is that the word? As you can see, I gave Sterling a makeover. No pretty pink dresses though, unfortunately. :[
This is the house they moved into, by the way. I bought one because I'm too lazy to build a new one. I made Ava quit her job too, because I have other plans for her.
Ava and Sterling both rolled the want to obtain a pet, with Sterling also rolling "adopt a kitten." Naturally, being the cat lover I am, I succumbed.
They adopt a kitten, whom I dub Tybby. (Tybalt means 'cat' in Latin or some language -- thus calling Tybalt in Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet the 'Prince of cats.')
Sterling's enthralled. As am I. sjfjsoidjfoisjig so cuuuuuuuuuuuute!
AJFSJFIOSJFOSJKFPOAJKSPOJKOFADSAJFIJA KITTTTTTTY.
Ava loves him too.
PUKE!
MAID: HAY bitch I have to clean that up!
Only two more days.
k this dog is ALWAYS around. I'd adopt him in, but not with a baby on the way and Tybby. GO AWAY, DOG.
POP.
Gaming's intense.
I wonder what will happen in our next segment of the LEA FAMILY?!?? omg. You better stay tuned.
Feel free to add me to keep up with updates. :D