024 // [accidental video] // I missed you all so much, guise!

[echo_of_utopia]

[ And here is a video of Dr. Sofia Lamb just as you know her, wearing a short wedding dress, carrying bottles and bottles of ADAM from her closet to her desk and setting them down with a loud BANG, all the while muttering angrily to herself.

...wait, what?! ]

...shouldn't have to do it all [ BANG. ] over [ BANG. ] again [ BANG. BANG. ] .

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[playingbadcop]

Oh no.

[It's her. No, the other her, and the first one was bad enough. Benny arms himself swiftly, making a number of thumping noises as he does so.

And oh god, oh god, are they still married? Is she gonna be able to get into his--their--room? Oh god.]

[screamsofutopia]

[ Lamb's back is half turned to the screen. Plasmids and Tonics cover the table behind her. She inserts a needle into one of the bottles and fills it up.

She looks at the syringe in her hand, the red glow illuminating her features in the dim room a way that is none too reassuring. ]

There is... enough for you too, Benny.

[playingbadcop]

[He forces a smile.] I'm...good, thanks. I got my money's worth outta the last round.

[screamsofutopia]

Did I make it sound optional? I'm sorry.

[playingbadcop]

[Benny Stango is not scared of a slender blonde woman, Benny Stango is not scared of a slender blonde woman...

Which is why Benny Stango is piling furniture against the door.]

You stay the hell away.

[screamsofutopia]

[ We're glad to hear that, otherwise this piece of maniacal laughter might not sound too reassuring, especially since we don't think it translates to 'All right, I will respect your wish'. ]

[playingbadcop]

I'm serious![ly considering going out a window.]

[screamsofutopia]

Lightning [ She holds up a Plasmid. ] or perhaps ice? [ And another. ]

I expect you to have made your choice when I arrive. Don't take too long.

[ She grins into the camera one last time... ]

Tic toc, tic toc, tic toc.

[ ...before turning the feed off. ]