But look at what Cuddy's wearing, House; she can't be *that* mad. Or, at least , she knows her opponent very, very well.
My pet theory is before they got together you could tell how upset or not Cuddy was with House by how close her breasts were to leaping out of her top. Breasts on display? She’s in a good mood; House can probably risk being a baaaaaad boy. Covered up? Turn around and walk away House, you can’t win.
Now I think post get together it's changed a bit. Now its low cut is normal, super low cut is, “we’re fighting, I'm not putting out and I'm going to make you regret that.”
Of course were all supposed to be more enlightened now, and withholding sex as a bargaining position is supposed to be pathetic. I have a sneaking suspicion that attitude is being spread by men who are tired of losing arguments because they can't stand the sex being withheld.
Personally I think Cuddy is brilliant for falling back on the old sex-withholding tactic, because honestly what else is going to make House pay attention? And he always thinks he's right unless he *really* thinks about something, this gets him to think... sort of. Some people demand that you resort to the lowest common denominator, which would be House.
I'm trying to remember over the years the times when Cuddy has lied to him. She told Cameron to lie to him. . . there was her leg experiment in Skin Deep. There have to be more,
Well it is me, and you asked an open question this list is in no way definitive and very off the top of my head. S1
1. Detox, she lied that the bet was her idea (Hi Wilson!) 2. The Socratic Method, she lied when she said she didn't know it was his b-day.
s2.
1. Humpty Dumpty, she *forgot* to mention that her handyman was sick before she forced him to go up on the roof. (One of the three or four times we've gotten that special angry tone from House). 2. Skin Deep, as you pointed out 3. Daddy's Boy, as you pointed out 4. Forever she lied about why Chase was working in the NICU
s3 1. Meaning, she lied by not telling House she cured his patient with his idea (Hi again Wilson you idiot) This lie continues some episodes. 2. Words and Deeds Does committing perjury to save someones ass count as lying to them? I mean she was lying *for* him... 3. Insensitive, she lied--stupidly about having a crackling fire going. 4. Top Secret, she lied by not telling House she had a personal relationship with the patient.
s4 1. Frozen, she lies about firing Cameron.
S5. 1. Birthmarks, she lied about the shot she gave House, forgetting to mention it was a sedative. (Hi again Wilson!) 2. unfaithful. She lied about wanting him to come to the sim-bat-thingy then she lied about NOT wanting him to go.
s6 1. Unfaithful, forgot to mention she was dating Lucas. 2. Ignorance is Bliss, forgot to mention that Julia was in Hawaii for thanksgiving. 3. "Help me" forgot to mention she was engaged to Lucas.
/cuddy's lying history.
Sigh. First, House? Don't go to Wilson for advice. Second, Wilson? Don't do this. Just don't. Seriously. Just, wow, this is a really, really bad idea. And third, Wilson? STOP GIVING ADVICE. YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED THREE TIMES AND ARE ABOUT TO BE DUMPED BY YOUR FIRST EX-WIFE. Oh, and fourth and finally, House? STOP. LISTENING. TO. WILSON'S. RELATIONSHIP. ADVICE. No good can come of it. He's the Siren of relationships. Listen to him and you too will slam into rocks and drown. Just stop.
My pet theory is before they got together you could tell how upset or not Cuddy was with House by how close her breasts were to leaping out of her top. Breasts on display? She’s in a good mood; House can probably risk being a baaaaaad boy. Covered up? Turn around and walk away House, you can’t win.
Now I think post get together it's changed a bit. Now its low cut is normal, super low cut is, “we’re fighting, I'm not putting out and I'm going to make you regret that.”
Of course were all supposed to be more enlightened now, and withholding sex as a bargaining position is supposed to be pathetic. I have a sneaking suspicion that attitude is being spread by men who are tired of losing arguments because they can't stand the sex being withheld.
Personally I think Cuddy is brilliant for falling back on the old sex-withholding tactic, because honestly what else is going to make House pay attention? And he always thinks he's right unless he *really* thinks about something, this gets him to think... sort of. Some people demand that you resort to the lowest common denominator, which would be House.
I'm trying to remember over the years the times when Cuddy has lied to him. She told Cameron to lie to him. . . there was her leg experiment in Skin Deep. There have to be more,
Well it is me, and you asked an open question this list is in no way definitive and very off the top of my head.
S1
1. Detox, she lied that the bet was her idea (Hi Wilson!)
2. The Socratic Method, she lied when she said she didn't know it was his b-day.
s2.
1. Humpty Dumpty, she *forgot* to mention that her handyman was sick before she forced him to go up on the roof. (One of the three or four times we've gotten that special angry tone from House).
2. Skin Deep, as you pointed out
3. Daddy's Boy, as you pointed out
4. Forever she lied about why Chase was working in the NICU
s3
1. Meaning, she lied by not telling House she cured his patient with his idea (Hi again Wilson you idiot) This lie continues some episodes.
2. Words and Deeds Does committing perjury to save someones ass count as lying to them? I mean she was lying *for* him...
3. Insensitive, she lied--stupidly about having a crackling fire going.
4. Top Secret, she lied by not telling House she had a personal relationship with the patient.
s4
1. Frozen, she lies about firing Cameron.
S5.
1. Birthmarks, she lied about the shot she gave House, forgetting to mention it was a sedative. (Hi again Wilson!)
2. unfaithful. She lied about wanting him to come to the sim-bat-thingy then she lied about NOT wanting him to go.
s6
1. Unfaithful, forgot to mention she was dating Lucas.
2. Ignorance is Bliss, forgot to mention that Julia was in Hawaii for thanksgiving.
3. "Help me" forgot to mention she was engaged to Lucas.
/cuddy's lying history.
Sigh. First, House? Don't go to Wilson for advice. Second, Wilson? Don't do this. Just don't. Seriously. Just, wow, this is a really, really bad idea. And third, Wilson? STOP GIVING ADVICE. YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED THREE TIMES AND ARE ABOUT TO BE DUMPED BY YOUR FIRST EX-WIFE. Oh, and fourth and finally, House? STOP. LISTENING. TO. WILSON'S. RELATIONSHIP. ADVICE. No good can come of it. He's the Siren of relationships. Listen to him and you too will slam into rocks and drown. Just stop.
what you said.
What you said about the rest of ths page, really.
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