Stupid enough yet?
What do you do when you're bored and anxious? There are a few very pressing matters and important decisions demanding my attention, and I really don't want to think about them. There are a few options open to me and I can see any and all of them leading to potential disaster.
At some point in life you have to stop and think and make a decision...
The Uncomfortable Survey
How many girlfriends or boyfriends have told you they love you?:
I have no idea
Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?:
yes, I'm glad I got over that
Are you crushin' on anybody?:
maybe...
Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?:
yes, but in retrospect I think it hurt because it wasn't right
Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?:
sure
Are you happier single or in a relationship?:
both have their good and bad sides
Have you ever been cheated on?:
once
Have you ever had your heart broken?:
I think so
Have you ever broken someones heart?:
I wouldn't know
Talk to any of your ex's?:
a few
If you could go back in time and change things with your ex's, would you?:
I would probably have broken things off much earlier
Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?:
I believe I can be
Have you been in an abusive relationship?:
no, not for long anyway
Have you dated someone older than you?:
all the people I have dated have been older
Younger?:
no
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?:
I don't believe anyone deserves one
Believe in love at first sight?:
no. I like to file concepts such as "love at first sight" along with "soul mates" and "god" under "ridiculous things people make up to evade reality"
Ever been given an engagement ring?:
yes
Do you want to get married?:
maybe someday
Do you have something to say to any of your ex's?:
oh do I...
Ever stolen someones boyfriend or girlfriend?:
I didn't realize a girlfriend/boyfriend is a possession to be "stolen"
Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?:
sure
Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?:
no, it feels much worse
Do you want to be like any of your friends?:
no I'm happy being me
At some point in life you have to stop and think and make a decision...
The Uncomfortable Survey
How many girlfriends or boyfriends have told you they love you?:
I have no idea
Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person?:
yes, I'm glad I got over that
Are you crushin' on anybody?:
maybe...
Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt?:
yes, but in retrospect I think it hurt because it wasn't right
Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?:
sure
Are you happier single or in a relationship?:
both have their good and bad sides
Have you ever been cheated on?:
once
Have you ever had your heart broken?:
I think so
Have you ever broken someones heart?:
I wouldn't know
Talk to any of your ex's?:
a few
If you could go back in time and change things with your ex's, would you?:
I would probably have broken things off much earlier
Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend?:
I believe I can be
Have you been in an abusive relationship?:
no, not for long anyway
Have you dated someone older than you?:
all the people I have dated have been older
Younger?:
no
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?:
I don't believe anyone deserves one
Believe in love at first sight?:
no. I like to file concepts such as "love at first sight" along with "soul mates" and "god" under "ridiculous things people make up to evade reality"
Ever been given an engagement ring?:
yes
Do you want to get married?:
maybe someday
Do you have something to say to any of your ex's?:
oh do I...
Ever stolen someones boyfriend or girlfriend?:
I didn't realize a girlfriend/boyfriend is a possession to be "stolen"
Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend?:
sure
Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?:
no, it feels much worse
Do you want to be like any of your friends?:
no I'm happy being me