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Crossover Crack (Supernatural/H5O)
"I don't know, Dean. You sure? They don't seem like demons to me..."
"I'm telling you, Sam - this has all the signs Bobby quoted to us: the inked man traveling with the hand thrashing spell spewer leaving destruction and explosions in their wake..."
"Yeah, but that doesn't sound like spells he's casting. Sounded more like he was yelling at the other one about the explosions and destruction. I swear I heard something about "ninja Army freak" and "Neanderthal maniac" and maybe threatening to shoot the other one in the head..."
Dean just rolls his eyes and charges in swinging...
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Reverse Crossover Crack (Supernatural/H5O)
“Look, Danny - they were carrying machetes and talking some code involving demons and angels. I’m telling you, they are in on this whole Cult of Castiel that Kamekona told us about...“
“Demons! Angels! Really, Steve! Listen to yourself! They’re a couple of brain fried nutters, and you’re as nuts as they are if you take them seriously. Cult of Castiel? Come on! The head bozo there is claiming to be the new king of heaven. Nothing but a bunch of loons!”
Steve glares and shoves the case files for Sam and Dean Winchester at Danny.
“Just book ‘em, Danno...”
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Cross Reverse Crossover Crack (Supernatural/H5O)
“No hard feelings - just doing your jobs. Believe me; I’ve spent nights in worse places than a holding cell.” Dean pauses. “Uh... our machetes?”
Steve stares aneurysm face at Dean as Danny hands over the machetes, evidence ID tags still on their handles.
“If we catch you swinging these things again...” Danny points a menacing finger...
‘Nope - we’re good. We’re just gonna go have a beer. No more Castiel stuff, “ Sam assures hastily.
“Damn you, Cas!“ Dean mutters.
Cas flashes in; Danny and Steve draw their guns as one; and Dean hurls himself in between shouting, “WAIT!”
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Crossover Crack: Coda (Supernatural/H5O)
Steve passes out another round of cold Longboards. He raises his in invitation to Dean. “Please continue - you met Castiel by...”
Danny snorts, “Hey, I’m all for a good story - and God knows you’re spinning a doozy here - but demon hunters and an angel?” He gestures at the Winchesters and Cas.
“Not angel anymore...” Cas slurs and fumbles his fresh Longboard as he tries to open it. “God!”
Steve and Danny look skeptical; Sam shrugs and pops the top for Cas; Dean swallows his mouthful of brew and sniggers, “Holding his liquor? NOT one of his superpowers...”
"I don't know, Dean. You sure? They don't seem like demons to me..."
"I'm telling you, Sam - this has all the signs Bobby quoted to us: the inked man traveling with the hand thrashing spell spewer leaving destruction and explosions in their wake..."
"Yeah, but that doesn't sound like spells he's casting. Sounded more like he was yelling at the other one about the explosions and destruction. I swear I heard something about "ninja Army freak" and "Neanderthal maniac" and maybe threatening to shoot the other one in the head..."
Dean just rolls his eyes and charges in swinging...
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Reverse Crossover Crack (Supernatural/H5O)
“Look, Danny - they were carrying machetes and talking some code involving demons and angels. I’m telling you, they are in on this whole Cult of Castiel that Kamekona told us about...“
“Demons! Angels! Really, Steve! Listen to yourself! They’re a couple of brain fried nutters, and you’re as nuts as they are if you take them seriously. Cult of Castiel? Come on! The head bozo there is claiming to be the new king of heaven. Nothing but a bunch of loons!”
Steve glares and shoves the case files for Sam and Dean Winchester at Danny.
“Just book ‘em, Danno...”
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Cross Reverse Crossover Crack (Supernatural/H5O)
“No hard feelings - just doing your jobs. Believe me; I’ve spent nights in worse places than a holding cell.” Dean pauses. “Uh... our machetes?”
Steve stares aneurysm face at Dean as Danny hands over the machetes, evidence ID tags still on their handles.
“If we catch you swinging these things again...” Danny points a menacing finger...
‘Nope - we’re good. We’re just gonna go have a beer. No more Castiel stuff, “ Sam assures hastily.
“Damn you, Cas!“ Dean mutters.
Cas flashes in; Danny and Steve draw their guns as one; and Dean hurls himself in between shouting, “WAIT!”
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Crossover Crack: Coda (Supernatural/H5O)
Steve passes out another round of cold Longboards. He raises his in invitation to Dean. “Please continue - you met Castiel by...”
Danny snorts, “Hey, I’m all for a good story - and God knows you’re spinning a doozy here - but demon hunters and an angel?” He gestures at the Winchesters and Cas.
“Not angel anymore...” Cas slurs and fumbles his fresh Longboard as he tries to open it. “God!”
Steve and Danny look skeptical; Sam shrugs and pops the top for Cas; Dean swallows his mouthful of brew and sniggers, “Holding his liquor? NOT one of his superpowers...”