New Akatsuki Member?

[ecconcentrical]

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[nicotine_patch]

Hey! Haine said you could get some jobs for us?

[ecconcentrical]

Yeah. I have some for you both, but I'd rather not talk about them here.

[nicotine_patch]

Fair enough. Let us know. I want more details, if possible. Don't wanna wake up with a fucking nunchuck shoved up my ass.

[ecconcentrical]

Of course. I can tell you when you come over.

[nicotine_patch]

Shit's gonna be FUN.

[ecconcentrical]

It's a big job. Or actually, a lot of interconnected small jobs.

[nicotine_patch]

I meant just hanging out at your place, man.

[ecconcentrical]

Oh. Well, yeah, that'll be a fucking blast.

[nicotine_patch]

Do you usually have strange hitmen over your place, anyway?

[ecconcentrical]

The Akatsuki are all S-Class wanted criminals. What do you think?

[nicotine_patch]

Other than you guys.

[ecconcentrical]

Not usually. It is a secret lair, we can't let just anyone know where it is.

[nicotine_patch]

You got an alligator moat?

[ecconcentrical]

No, but there's deadly traps surrounding it for several kilometers in every direction, as well as some not so deadly ones for another kilometer all around outside of thatt.

[nicotine_patch]

How the hell did we get past those the first time? All I remember was holding the back of Haine's shirt and tripping a lot.

[ecconcentrical]

Itachi gave you a map, right? There's a couple of routes in that have... er, sentient traps, for lack of a better word. If you know the way, it's one of those ways and only unexpected company gets stuck in those.