OOC: Log Post
Who: Pein and Konan
What: They discuss what to do about the situation discussed here. And then move onto innuendo laced schmoop.
Where: Pein and Konan's apartment in Akatsuki House #3.
When: Sunday, October 21
Why: Because it was necessary.
Also: No witnesses, yo. Rated PG-ish. Maybe a little higher for implied naughtyness.
Pein: *lounging on the couch in their living room* So, as you can see, they know already.
Konan: And what are you planning to do about it?
Pein: *sighs* I really don't fucking know, Konan. I really don't know. It seems pretty fucking ridiculous to keep it a secret from them anymore. I know Itachi and Sasori have known for a while, but I don't know who all else fucking knows.
Konan: -sits on the armrest of the couch- Either way, I think they're beginning to doubt your loyalty. Perhaps telling them will.... draw their attention away from analyzing your intentions, if only for a little while.
Pein: Maybe. It might also help them know that my goals haven't changed. If I say it right and give just the right amounts of information. *sighs*
Konan: -smiles down at him- If you hadn't been so insistent on finding intelligent ninja... -smirks- Though, at times, one wonders...
Pein: *sighs again* Well, I didn't want a bunch of fucking idiots bumbling around and screwing things up.
Konan: -kisses forehead- I know, love, I know. The Kyuubi is the key we need. If we can get our hands on it, then no one will doubt you. But that, at this moment, requires hurting Naruto.
Pein: *pulls her in to kiss her on the lips* I know it does. I'm working on creating that jutsu that'll protect him from dying while we do it. But I've got no fucking way to test it.
Konan: -ponders- The only thing I can think of is to re-seal one of the bijuu but that would be impractical.
Pein: We wouldn't be able to do that without the others noticing either.
Konan: Mmm. It's a pity they've captured all the other jinchuuriki.
Pein: If only I'd known before that the kyuubi was inside my nephew, I could've fucking done something about this sooner.
Konan: There's no sense in thinking about what could have been. You know this as well as anyone. -idly runs her hands through his hair- The best you can do is to make it as perfect as you can and then... -shrugs-
Pein: I know. *stretches, shifting slightly so she can play with more of his hair* Even if it does work, there's still a lot of fucking risk involved. I don't think Minato will be happy regardless of how alive Naruto is at the end of it.
Konan: -rubs behind his ears- If he's alive then he has no reason to complain.
Pein: *isn't a cat but kind of feels like one right now* He'll still complain because we'll have the kyuubi. Though it won't fucking do him any good because we'll have the kyuubi and the weapon will be complete.
Konan: -smirks- He'll at least have his son.
Pein: *smiles* True. And the opportunity to take an offer for political alliance and fucking protection from the weapon being used against him. Not that I think he'll take it.
Konan: Perhaps we could convince him otherwise. It's not like we'd want to harm Konoha while he's there, anyway.
Pein: It's not that so much as him not trying to stop us from putting the weapon to use on other villages.
Konan: -snorts- If they know what's good for them, they won't make us use it.
Pein: Too fucking true. *sighs* Still, we need to figure out how much to tell the rest of the Akatsuki about my bloodline. And how to tell them.
Konan: There's a balance. Enough that they won't ask questions but won't divulge more than you want.
Pein: I think they'll ask questions no matter how much wee say.
Konan: Tell them to fuck off, then.
Pein: Now why didn't I think of that? *snorts* Love you, Ko-chan.
Konan: Because you tend to overreact? Love you too, Pein-kun. -runs fingers through his hair again-
Pein: *pulls her down for another kiss* I don't always overreact.
Konan: -mumbles against his lips- Not always. -smirks-
Pein: *bites lightly at her lips* You're supposed to say "almost never".
Konan: But that would be a lie, Pein. And the spirits forbid I lie. -smirks and kisses him again-
Pein: *pouts slightly* It's called embellishing the truth.
Konan: A very small grain of truth. -taps his nose-
Pein: *crinkles it* Still truth.
Konan: -mirrors his pout- Maybe.
Pein: *traces her lip with his thumb* You're so evil, Ko-chan. I can't resist your pout and you fucking know it.
Konan: -licks his thumb slightly- But you love me for it.
Pein: I love you for a lot of things. *smirks and slowly pulls his thumb away from her mouth*
Konan: Oh? -eyebrow raise- I don't suppose you'd like to share? -smirks-
Pein: I could spend all day listing off the reasons I love you and still wouldn't get through them all, angel.
Konan: -small smile and rests her forehead against his- That's one thing we have in common, then.
Pein: I've known you too long for the list to be anything short of epically long. *grins*
Konan: But of course. We are perfect, after all. -smirks-
Pein: That we are, love. *pulls her in for a long kiss*
Konan: -sighs and smiles- Feeling better, are we?
Pein: *smiles* Yes. You always know just how to fucking calm me down.
Konan: We balance each other out, the god and his angel.
Pein: We do. *grins* Speaking of balance *has no clue how this has anything to do with balance* What are you getting me for my upcoming birthday?
Konan: -smirks- If I told you, it wouldn't be a suprise anymore.
Pein: *pouts* Not even a hint?
Konan: -thwaps gently on the head- No!
Pein: *pouts even more* Not even a really small hint?
Konan: -rolls eyes- Fine. It's something you'll find useful.
Pein: That could be a lot of things. But useful is good. *smiles* Is that something useful you?
Konan: If you want it to be, of course. But I also bought something for you.
Konan: -smiles-
Pein: *eyes glaze over slightly as he goes off into pervy thoughts* You in a ribbon would be great. Tied just right... *trails off*
Konan: Do we even have a ribbon? -smirks-
Pein: Yeah. *blushes* In with all the fabric and the sewing machine. *is the one that uses those things. wtf*
Konan: Red, by any chance? *smirks*
Pein: Would it be any other color?
Konan: Black, of course. I suppose I could use two...
Pein: *might be on the verge of a nosebleed* Might have one of those too...
Konan: As long as I can give you another gift, then possibly.
Pein: You can give me as many gifts as you want, Ko-chan. As long as the only origami I get is my paper crane of love. *winks*
Konan: You already have me, silly. -smirks-
Pein: I know. But you're the gift that keeps on giving. *is a sap omfg*
Konan: Thank you, love. -laughs- One of these days they're going to find out how amazingly silly we are and then we'll be in trouble.
Pein: *laughs* You mean they don't already know?
Konan: I think they just think we're nuts.
Pein: It's not like they're not all fucking nuts, too. *sticks out his tongue*
Konan: This is true. But I doubt they're as sappy as we are.
Pein: I can't imagine any of them being sappy. Itachi and Sasori lack most human emotions. Deidara is fucking insane, Kakuzu despite having multiple hearts doesn't know how to share them, Kisame... I don't want to think about that. Tobi might be capable of sap... and Zetsu... well, if he's sappy at all, it the kind that trees secrete and not our kind. *purposely leaves off Hidan*
Konan: -decides to let it pass, for now- Then they're missing out.
Pein: They are. *smiles, glad that Konan didn't say anything about his leaving off Hidan*
Konan: Life would be rather boring without you around, I think. -doesn't know where that came from-
Pein: *runs his hand along her cheek* I'll do my best to make sure you're never bored.
Konan: -leans into his hand- You promise?
Pein: Promise. *smiles*
Konan: Good. -kisses-
Pein: *prolongs the kiss* Mmm. I'd rather not suffer death by papercuts, which I fear will be my fate if I break that promise.
Konan: It will be slow death, to be sure.
Pein: I won't break it. *pulls her in for another kiss*
Konan: -snuggles into him- What shall I promise you, in return?
Pein: Can I think about that for a little bit? *knows exactly what he wants her to promise, but he's saving that for his birthday*
Konan: Of course.
Pein: *wraps his arms around her* Love you, Ko-chan.
Konan: -lays her head on his chest- I love you, Pein-kun.
Pein: *starts laughing* Not to ruin the moment, but Deidara has asked that we keep the window closed when having sex.
Konan: -smirks- Tell him to sleep with earplugs. I like the fresh air.
Pein: He wasn't sleeping. He was walking from one of the other apartments back to his.
Konan: -laughs- Alright.
Pein: *smirks* I was thinking that maybe we should prove that the window being closed doesn't make any difference.
Konan: -smirks- I'd agree.
Pein: *runs a hand through her hair* I like the fresh air, too. Especially when it's raining.
Konan: You would. I prefer wind. -traces his lips with her finger-
Pein: *closes his eyes, lips parted slightly* I know you do.
Konan: It tears through you, threatening to rip even the strongest nin from the earth. -drags her finger down to his collarbone-
Pein: Mmmm. *tilts his head back* And does it succeed?
Konan: Only if you let it. *kisses his neck*
Pein: The wind can blow me away right now if it wants. *worst innuendo ever. what?*
Konan: -smirks- The wind is fickle, love. -drags herself up to kiss him-
Konan: *is a tease, whut*
Pein: Is it? *smiles into the kiss*
Konan: Oh, yes. Blowing this way and then, just as quick, that way.
Pein: Personally I love a good wind from the south. Nice and warm...
Konan: -laughs-
Pein: *grins* So, which way is the wind blowing tonight, love?
Konan: Whichever way you'd like.
Pein: Good answer.
What: They discuss what to do about the situation discussed here. And then move onto innuendo laced schmoop.
Where: Pein and Konan's apartment in Akatsuki House #3.
When: Sunday, October 21
Why: Because it was necessary.
Also: No witnesses, yo. Rated PG-ish. Maybe a little higher for implied naughtyness.
Pein: *lounging on the couch in their living room* So, as you can see, they know already.
Konan: And what are you planning to do about it?
Pein: *sighs* I really don't fucking know, Konan. I really don't know. It seems pretty fucking ridiculous to keep it a secret from them anymore. I know Itachi and Sasori have known for a while, but I don't know who all else fucking knows.
Konan: -sits on the armrest of the couch- Either way, I think they're beginning to doubt your loyalty. Perhaps telling them will.... draw their attention away from analyzing your intentions, if only for a little while.
Pein: Maybe. It might also help them know that my goals haven't changed. If I say it right and give just the right amounts of information. *sighs*
Konan: -smiles down at him- If you hadn't been so insistent on finding intelligent ninja... -smirks- Though, at times, one wonders...
Pein: *sighs again* Well, I didn't want a bunch of fucking idiots bumbling around and screwing things up.
Konan: -kisses forehead- I know, love, I know. The Kyuubi is the key we need. If we can get our hands on it, then no one will doubt you. But that, at this moment, requires hurting Naruto.
Pein: *pulls her in to kiss her on the lips* I know it does. I'm working on creating that jutsu that'll protect him from dying while we do it. But I've got no fucking way to test it.
Konan: -ponders- The only thing I can think of is to re-seal one of the bijuu but that would be impractical.
Pein: We wouldn't be able to do that without the others noticing either.
Konan: Mmm. It's a pity they've captured all the other jinchuuriki.
Pein: If only I'd known before that the kyuubi was inside my nephew, I could've fucking done something about this sooner.
Konan: There's no sense in thinking about what could have been. You know this as well as anyone. -idly runs her hands through his hair- The best you can do is to make it as perfect as you can and then... -shrugs-
Pein: I know. *stretches, shifting slightly so she can play with more of his hair* Even if it does work, there's still a lot of fucking risk involved. I don't think Minato will be happy regardless of how alive Naruto is at the end of it.
Konan: -rubs behind his ears- If he's alive then he has no reason to complain.
Pein: *isn't a cat but kind of feels like one right now* He'll still complain because we'll have the kyuubi. Though it won't fucking do him any good because we'll have the kyuubi and the weapon will be complete.
Konan: -smirks- He'll at least have his son.
Pein: *smiles* True. And the opportunity to take an offer for political alliance and fucking protection from the weapon being used against him. Not that I think he'll take it.
Konan: Perhaps we could convince him otherwise. It's not like we'd want to harm Konoha while he's there, anyway.
Pein: It's not that so much as him not trying to stop us from putting the weapon to use on other villages.
Konan: -snorts- If they know what's good for them, they won't make us use it.
Pein: Too fucking true. *sighs* Still, we need to figure out how much to tell the rest of the Akatsuki about my bloodline. And how to tell them.
Konan: There's a balance. Enough that they won't ask questions but won't divulge more than you want.
Pein: I think they'll ask questions no matter how much wee say.
Konan: Tell them to fuck off, then.
Pein: Now why didn't I think of that? *snorts* Love you, Ko-chan.
Konan: Because you tend to overreact? Love you too, Pein-kun. -runs fingers through his hair again-
Pein: *pulls her down for another kiss* I don't always overreact.
Konan: -mumbles against his lips- Not always. -smirks-
Pein: *bites lightly at her lips* You're supposed to say "almost never".
Konan: But that would be a lie, Pein. And the spirits forbid I lie. -smirks and kisses him again-
Pein: *pouts slightly* It's called embellishing the truth.
Konan: A very small grain of truth. -taps his nose-
Pein: *crinkles it* Still truth.
Konan: -mirrors his pout- Maybe.
Pein: *traces her lip with his thumb* You're so evil, Ko-chan. I can't resist your pout and you fucking know it.
Konan: -licks his thumb slightly- But you love me for it.
Pein: I love you for a lot of things. *smirks and slowly pulls his thumb away from her mouth*
Konan: Oh? -eyebrow raise- I don't suppose you'd like to share? -smirks-
Pein: I could spend all day listing off the reasons I love you and still wouldn't get through them all, angel.
Konan: -small smile and rests her forehead against his- That's one thing we have in common, then.
Pein: I've known you too long for the list to be anything short of epically long. *grins*
Konan: But of course. We are perfect, after all. -smirks-
Pein: That we are, love. *pulls her in for a long kiss*
Konan: -sighs and smiles- Feeling better, are we?
Pein: *smiles* Yes. You always know just how to fucking calm me down.
Konan: We balance each other out, the god and his angel.
Pein: We do. *grins* Speaking of balance *has no clue how this has anything to do with balance* What are you getting me for my upcoming birthday?
Konan: -smirks- If I told you, it wouldn't be a suprise anymore.
Pein: *pouts* Not even a hint?
Konan: -thwaps gently on the head- No!
Pein: *pouts even more* Not even a really small hint?
Konan: -rolls eyes- Fine. It's something you'll find useful.
Pein: That could be a lot of things. But useful is good. *smiles* Is that something useful you?
Konan: If you want it to be, of course. But I also bought something for you.
Konan: -smiles-
Pein: *eyes glaze over slightly as he goes off into pervy thoughts* You in a ribbon would be great. Tied just right... *trails off*
Konan: Do we even have a ribbon? -smirks-
Pein: Yeah. *blushes* In with all the fabric and the sewing machine. *is the one that uses those things. wtf*
Konan: Red, by any chance? *smirks*
Pein: Would it be any other color?
Konan: Black, of course. I suppose I could use two...
Pein: *might be on the verge of a nosebleed* Might have one of those too...
Konan: As long as I can give you another gift, then possibly.
Pein: You can give me as many gifts as you want, Ko-chan. As long as the only origami I get is my paper crane of love. *winks*
Konan: You already have me, silly. -smirks-
Pein: I know. But you're the gift that keeps on giving. *is a sap omfg*
Konan: Thank you, love. -laughs- One of these days they're going to find out how amazingly silly we are and then we'll be in trouble.
Pein: *laughs* You mean they don't already know?
Konan: I think they just think we're nuts.
Pein: It's not like they're not all fucking nuts, too. *sticks out his tongue*
Konan: This is true. But I doubt they're as sappy as we are.
Pein: I can't imagine any of them being sappy. Itachi and Sasori lack most human emotions. Deidara is fucking insane, Kakuzu despite having multiple hearts doesn't know how to share them, Kisame... I don't want to think about that. Tobi might be capable of sap... and Zetsu... well, if he's sappy at all, it the kind that trees secrete and not our kind. *purposely leaves off Hidan*
Konan: -decides to let it pass, for now- Then they're missing out.
Pein: They are. *smiles, glad that Konan didn't say anything about his leaving off Hidan*
Konan: Life would be rather boring without you around, I think. -doesn't know where that came from-
Pein: *runs his hand along her cheek* I'll do my best to make sure you're never bored.
Konan: -leans into his hand- You promise?
Pein: Promise. *smiles*
Konan: Good. -kisses-
Pein: *prolongs the kiss* Mmm. I'd rather not suffer death by papercuts, which I fear will be my fate if I break that promise.
Konan: It will be slow death, to be sure.
Pein: I won't break it. *pulls her in for another kiss*
Konan: -snuggles into him- What shall I promise you, in return?
Pein: Can I think about that for a little bit? *knows exactly what he wants her to promise, but he's saving that for his birthday*
Konan: Of course.
Pein: *wraps his arms around her* Love you, Ko-chan.
Konan: -lays her head on his chest- I love you, Pein-kun.
Pein: *starts laughing* Not to ruin the moment, but Deidara has asked that we keep the window closed when having sex.
Konan: -smirks- Tell him to sleep with earplugs. I like the fresh air.
Pein: He wasn't sleeping. He was walking from one of the other apartments back to his.
Konan: -laughs- Alright.
Pein: *smirks* I was thinking that maybe we should prove that the window being closed doesn't make any difference.
Konan: -smirks- I'd agree.
Pein: *runs a hand through her hair* I like the fresh air, too. Especially when it's raining.
Konan: You would. I prefer wind. -traces his lips with her finger-
Pein: *closes his eyes, lips parted slightly* I know you do.
Konan: It tears through you, threatening to rip even the strongest nin from the earth. -drags her finger down to his collarbone-
Pein: Mmmm. *tilts his head back* And does it succeed?
Konan: Only if you let it. *kisses his neck*
Pein: The wind can blow me away right now if it wants. *worst innuendo ever. what?*
Konan: -smirks- The wind is fickle, love. -drags herself up to kiss him-
Konan: *is a tease, whut*
Pein: Is it? *smiles into the kiss*
Konan: Oh, yes. Blowing this way and then, just as quick, that way.
Pein: Personally I love a good wind from the south. Nice and warm...
Konan: -laughs-
Pein: *grins* So, which way is the wind blowing tonight, love?
Konan: Whichever way you'd like.
Pein: Good answer.