I have a headache that just won't seem to go away. Fucking tried everything, too.
Headache aside, I've been busy working with some contractors over the past week to build a new house for the Akatsuki. It seems our current living arrangements just aren't working out well. The new house will look something like this:
This is only an approximation. I fucking won't put up an exact floor plan because there's some things the rest of the world fucking doesn't need to know. What matters though is that each building is a 2 bedroom 2 bathroom apartment with kitchen, dining area and sitting room. Each pair can decide how exactly they use the space inside for themselves (both bedrooms don't have to be used as such).
Construction will be completed in one week. Hopefully the space will do us all some good. The central building will contain any other room that we will commonly share - a game room, the bowling alley, the movie theater, an Akatsuki meeting room, etc. I'm sure you get the fucking point.
Deidara, once we've moved into the new house, the old one is yours for the exploding.
itsmyhand, I'm waiting for the money.
I had other things to update about, but I can't fucking remember what they were. Guess that fucking means they were unimportant.
ETA: There will be an Akatsuki meeting in the meeting room. Fucking be there.