House Rules

[ecconcentrical]

Kakuzu. I'm fucking pissed off at you right now. I can't fucking believe you brought a SUITCASE full of Hidan's clothes to my room, or that you expect me to let him stay in here for the week. Why the fuck can't he stay in your room? Also, what the fuck does Hidan do with this outfit? Actually, IDEWTK

Comments

[hematic]

I don't fucking have hooker clothes and I'm not fucking sleeping on the floor.

[ecconcentrical]

Then where do you think you're sleeping?

[hematic]

On the fucking bed.

[ecconcentrical]

Not my bed.

[hematic]

Yes, your fucking bed.

[ecconcentrical]

There's not room for three of us in it. And I'm not sleeping on the floor. And neither is Konan.

[hematic]

You can both sleep on the fucking floor.

[ecconcentrical]

It's my bed.

[hematic]

And it's going to be mine for the fucking night.

[ecconcentrical]

I'm not giving up my bed.

[hematic]

Fuck you. I want it.

[ecconcentrical]

...

[hematic]

Thank you.

[ecconcentrical]

I'm not sleeping on the floor.

[hematic]

You said there wouldn't be room for three people.

[ecconcentrical]

... Konan can sleep on top of me. I'll just deal with numb arms and legs in the morning.