WTF DICKCHICK?!?!?!?!
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I fucking woke up at Bart's this morning. Which, no fucking big deal, I was there for a party, but I thought I fucking went home after it, but I was pretty fucking plastered, so maybe I didn't. I rolled over and Selphie was fucking sleeping next to me. Which freaked me the fuck out. WTF was I doing in bed with my biffle's wife?
I'M SO SORRY BART. SHE THOUGHT I WAS YOU SO I MIGHT HAVE GOT A GOOD MORNING KISS FROM HER. JHIOQEWWIEWRKJWKDJSDKJWIEJKASDJKSLDJIWDJSHFSJHFJHEWURI
Anyfuckingways. I freaked the fuck out and jumped out of bed and had to yell over my shoulder at Selphie that I just had too much to drink last night and had to piss really badly and that calmed her down. She was about to start fucking crying because I wouldn't kiss her. WEUOITRROIGJFKAJGKFLDJGKJGDKAJGKLJADKLGJ
SO THEN I GET TO THE FUCKING BATHROOM AND I GET THE CONFIRMATION THAT I'M IN BART'S FUCKING BODY. WHICH WAS PRETTY EVIDENT BY THE FACT THAT I DON'T THINK SELPHIE WOULD FUCKING CHEAT ON BART. EWIORUWIOTJKSLGJREWIOFGK
I've spent the last fucking hour explaining to Selphie that I'm Pein not Bart, but she isn't fucking buying it.
BART WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? DO YOU HAVE MY BODY? DASRWEUIIROUSKDLFG
I FUCKING HATE YOU DICK CHICK. DFKSDJFKJWDI I KNOW YOU FUCKING DID THIS.
I fucking woke up at Bart's this morning. Which, no fucking big deal, I was there for a party, but I thought I fucking went home after it, but I was pretty fucking plastered, so maybe I didn't. I rolled over and Selphie was fucking sleeping next to me. Which freaked me the fuck out. WTF was I doing in bed with my biffle's wife?
I'M SO SORRY BART. SHE THOUGHT I WAS YOU SO I MIGHT HAVE GOT A GOOD MORNING KISS FROM HER. JHIOQEWWIEWRKJWKDJSDKJWIEJKASDJKSLDJIWDJSHFSJHFJHEWURI
Anyfuckingways. I freaked the fuck out and jumped out of bed and had to yell over my shoulder at Selphie that I just had too much to drink last night and had to piss really badly and that calmed her down. She was about to start fucking crying because I wouldn't kiss her. WEUOITRROIGJFKAJGKFLDJGKJGDKAJGKLJADKLGJ
SO THEN I GET TO THE FUCKING BATHROOM AND I GET THE CONFIRMATION THAT I'M IN BART'S FUCKING BODY. WHICH WAS PRETTY EVIDENT BY THE FACT THAT I DON'T THINK SELPHIE WOULD FUCKING CHEAT ON BART. EWIORUWIOTJKSLGJREWIOFGK
I've spent the last fucking hour explaining to Selphie that I'm Pein not Bart, but she isn't fucking buying it.
BART WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? DO YOU HAVE MY BODY? DASRWEUIIROUSKDLFG
I FUCKING HATE YOU DICK CHICK. DFKSDJFKJWDI I KNOW YOU FUCKING DID THIS.