"You're All Wasted"

[ecchi_ja_nai]

I was going to put up another existential rant about my life, but I've come to enough of my senses now that I know it would not be interesting, nor would it even make any sense. Who knew it was possible to be a blathering idiot without getting totally wasted? I think I will keep that text around anyway, and maybe post a heavily edited (for clarity rather than content) version at some other time.

God, I can only imagine what kind of trouble I could get into if I were drunk dial someone. Good thing I don't drink and there really isn't anyone for me to call.