Stole this from
have_an_emo_day .
If I were a month, I'd be: July
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: are you looking for a specific time? I'd say 9:21pm.
If I were a planet, I'd be : Saturn
If I were a sea animal, I'd be : Seahorse
If I were a direction, I'd be: West
If I were a piece of furniture: a bed
If I were a sin, I'd be: premarital sex
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Jackie Onassis Kennedy
If I were a liquid, I'd be: oil
If I were a tree, I'd be: palm tree
If I were a bird, I'd be: penguin
If I were a tool, I'd be: torch
If I were a flower/plant: a gerber daisy I suppose
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: an earthquake.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: a unicorn <3
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a piano
If I were an animal, I'd be: A LIGER.. duh. *this isn't my answer but it made me laugh* I'd be a leopard or cheetah.
If I were a color, I'd be: hot pink
If I were an emotion, I'd be: rage
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: asparagus cause it makes your pee smell funny.
If I were a sound, I'd be: a fart or burp
If I were an element: Nitrogen
If I were a car, I'd be: idk some kind of classic car
If I were a song, I'd be: Dare you to Move by Switchfoot. It reminds me of where I was at emotionally when I gave my daughter up for adoption.
If I were a movie, I'd be: idk
If I were a book, I'd be: a coloring book
If I were a food, I'd be: sushi
If I were a place, I'd be: somewhere warm
If I were a material, I'd be: silk
If I were a taste, I'd be: bittersweet
If I were a scent, I'd be: sex
If I were a religion, I'd be: Christianity
If I were a word, I'd be: eccentric
If I were an object, I'd be: a pillow
If I were a body part, I'd be: eyes
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a smirk
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: lunch...oh wait that's not a subject...um ok math...because most of it is difficult to figure out. and so am i.
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: idk
If I were a shape, I'd be a: a star
If I were a number, I'd be: 12010571402