*steals from Kevlar*
1.If I didn't have a name, what would you call me?
2.What song describes me/my life?
3.What do you think of my physical appearance?
4.What do you think of my style?
5.What is something you would like to see me wear?
6.What is the most annoying thing about me?
7.What is the best thing about me?
8. What is your first memory of me?
9. What is your most favorite memory with me?
10. If you could do anything to me what would it be?
11.What reminds you of me?
12.Would you wear my picture on a T-shirt?
13.How well do you think we know each other?
14.Don't you want to fuck me?
15.Do you think you'll keep in touch with me after a few years have passed?
16.What profession fits me the best?
17.Make up a porn star name for me:
18.If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?
19. If you had to assign a food to me what would it be?
20. {insert random what ever here]
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter."
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
2.What song describes me/my life?
3.What do you think of my physical appearance?
4.What do you think of my style?
5.What is something you would like to see me wear?
6.What is the most annoying thing about me?
7.What is the best thing about me?
8. What is your first memory of me?
9. What is your most favorite memory with me?
10. If you could do anything to me what would it be?
11.What reminds you of me?
12.Would you wear my picture on a T-shirt?
13.How well do you think we know each other?
14.Don't you want to fuck me?
15.Do you think you'll keep in touch with me after a few years have passed?
16.What profession fits me the best?
17.Make up a porn star name for me:
18.If you could change one thing about me, what would it be?
19. If you had to assign a food to me what would it be?
20. {insert random what ever here]
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter."
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized!"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason."
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman: "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"