Last night I had a conversation with an acquaintance that left me knowing that I have probably found an Etsy goldmine for weeks to come. Where people's pets are involved, there will surely be well-intended yet questionable listings to be found.
I offer, for your viewing pleasure, Rear Gear. Butt covers for your Cat and Dog. Seller Reargear muses about their butt-floss for animals:
"Is your pet feeling left in the dirt because of his/her unsightly rear? I’ve got them covered... Rear Gear is handmade in Portland, OR and offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet’s un-manicured back side.
Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff's badge, dice, and you can even make yours custom, so there’s a Rear Gear for everyone."
Someday when I have a pet cat, it will be a modest cat and a stylish one with a cupcake shaped butt-flap. No really.