One Armed Robot
i got into my first car accident eariler this morning. after hanging out with LiHao, Kenny, and Hamilton, Kathleen, Anne, Mae, Evan, and I went home. We dropped off Mae and continued on our merry way. We were making fun of the grudge girl. the dead girl with the black hair that goes, "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh" in the phone. we were shouting, "Dear Diary, PETER PETER PETER PETER PETER PETER PETER PETER PETER!" then
CRASH!!!
we were making a left turn on Lake and Topeka. there was this big fucking moving truck parked in the red on the corner so we couldn't see around it. Kathleen and Anne thought it was clear, so we pulled out, but more then half way into our turn, we see this guy and his car is RIGHT THERE and we exchange "Peter" with "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" hahahah
i close my eyes because the car is heading straight at me. He crashed into the left end side. And we're just sitting there in shocked. Kathleen pulls over out of the street and the first thing i wanted to do was smoke. NEVERMIND MY FUCKING ARM! it was smokey time!
yeah. so my arm is banged up a little bit. it has this dull ache like how i imagine it must feel when a bone you broke once before starts hurting when it's cold outside or something.
poor Kathleen looked so shaken up. her eyes were all big and glassy. awwwwwwwwwwwwwwe she felt so bad. we told her it was the truck's fault. it zoomed off right after the accident happened. son of a bitch. son of a fucking two dollar whore!
anyways...the people that hit us couldn't speak english. dammit. i was calling for Jackie to come in my mind. haha yeah. Kathleen's dad came and saved the day. we all agree that he has awesome eyebrows. they're crazy and all spiked like half way up his forehead. it's fucking brilliant.
we had a group hug and Evan farted through the whole thing. i couldn't move my arm that much, but i had the desperate desire to do the robot, so i made Evan be my other arm. hahaha Kathleen looked really horrified by that. She just stood there with her eyes wide shaking her head. It was actaually kinda scary. Evan said, "Look at Kathleen! She forgot how to smile!"
so the rest of the way home was basically trying to make her feel better. we said any stupid thing that came to mind. hahaha decided that we'd take her out to breakfast for something on a day when she's not busy. she thanked us for being nice to her. but that's so stupid!
Kathleen is the shizz. She made a tiny mistake that most everybody would have made, but we're all ok! and that's the important part right there.
March kicked my fucking ass with bad news and it went out with a bang (no pun intended). this better be the end of it!! his better be the fucking end of it or i'm going to smoke myself into oblivion!!
CRASH!!!
we were making a left turn on Lake and Topeka. there was this big fucking moving truck parked in the red on the corner so we couldn't see around it. Kathleen and Anne thought it was clear, so we pulled out, but more then half way into our turn, we see this guy and his car is RIGHT THERE and we exchange "Peter" with "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" hahahah
i close my eyes because the car is heading straight at me. He crashed into the left end side. And we're just sitting there in shocked. Kathleen pulls over out of the street and the first thing i wanted to do was smoke. NEVERMIND MY FUCKING ARM! it was smokey time!
yeah. so my arm is banged up a little bit. it has this dull ache like how i imagine it must feel when a bone you broke once before starts hurting when it's cold outside or something.
poor Kathleen looked so shaken up. her eyes were all big and glassy. awwwwwwwwwwwwwwe she felt so bad. we told her it was the truck's fault. it zoomed off right after the accident happened. son of a bitch. son of a fucking two dollar whore!
anyways...the people that hit us couldn't speak english. dammit. i was calling for Jackie to come in my mind. haha yeah. Kathleen's dad came and saved the day. we all agree that he has awesome eyebrows. they're crazy and all spiked like half way up his forehead. it's fucking brilliant.
we had a group hug and Evan farted through the whole thing. i couldn't move my arm that much, but i had the desperate desire to do the robot, so i made Evan be my other arm. hahaha Kathleen looked really horrified by that. She just stood there with her eyes wide shaking her head. It was actaually kinda scary. Evan said, "Look at Kathleen! She forgot how to smile!"
so the rest of the way home was basically trying to make her feel better. we said any stupid thing that came to mind. hahaha decided that we'd take her out to breakfast for something on a day when she's not busy. she thanked us for being nice to her. but that's so stupid!
Kathleen is the shizz. She made a tiny mistake that most everybody would have made, but we're all ok! and that's the important part right there.
March kicked my fucking ass with bad news and it went out with a bang (no pun intended). this better be the end of it!! his better be the fucking end of it or i'm going to smoke myself into oblivion!!