Writer's Block: In the Event of a Zombie Emergency
Are you prepared for a zombie outbreak, or are you just going to wing it?
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Well I have seen alot of zombie movies (Resident Evil, Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, etc), and I do own Dead Rising, so I guess I could say I'm sort of prepared. I know to aim for the head, and I could probably pull off the horrified scream if I were to have my guts torn out. I'm not sure where I could find a shotgun or any other sort of effective weapon on such short notice, so I would have to wing it for weapons. Maybe I could fashion a makeshift scythe with a walking stick, duct tape, and a kitchen knife, but that would probably be the best I could do. And I have a group of friends who could help me out in short notice, if they weren't already zombies. So yeah, I'd say maybe I'm about half prepared. I'd probably wing it anyways. In the words of the great Leeroy Jenkins, "LEEEEEROOYYYYY... JENKINSSSSSSSSSSSS!"