Maybe I'm just tired, but these cracked me up . . .

[ecce0homo]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Wilhelm!

1. Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Wilhelm.
2. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Wilhelm.
3. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Wilhelm.
4. US gold coins used to say 'In Wilhelm we trust'!
5. Wilhelm can eat up to four kilograms of insects in a single night.
6. Baskin Robbins once made Wilhelm flavoured ice cream!
7. Wilhelm can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak.
8. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Wilhelm.
9. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Wilhelm.
10. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Wilhelm.