kthxbai
So, I was confronted by Jehovah's Witnesses yesterday at my apartment. Thankfully, it was my day off, so I had all the time in the world.
After their little spiel they asked me if I had accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and savior, I said "No, but let me ask you something. Are you familiar with one his most famous teachings? Do unto others as you would have done unto you?" They were like "yes, of course." and I said "well, do you want strangers to approach you only to confront your beliefs and question your faith?" And there was a pause so I jumped in and said "Well, that about wraps this up. I have to go to the store. Have a nice day."
After their little spiel they asked me if I had accepted Jesus Christ as my lord and savior, I said "No, but let me ask you something. Are you familiar with one his most famous teachings? Do unto others as you would have done unto you?" They were like "yes, of course." and I said "well, do you want strangers to approach you only to confront your beliefs and question your faith?" And there was a pause so I jumped in and said "Well, that about wraps this up. I have to go to the store. Have a nice day."