Master Cleanse - Day 3 - Morning
I survived last night and am starting Day 3. Last night was pretty bad. In comparison to other blogs I've read it wasn't that rough but it was the worst I've had so far. I took my tea and went to bed. I had the radio on and was chillin. I tried to sleep but my mind was racing around like I was hopped up on caffeine. The only time I can't sleep is if I have had caffeine during the afternoon or night. I don't drink caffeine at all but once and a while if I'm out I might get a diet coke. That is enough to set me off. Anyhow, with the racing mind I also had awful hunger pains. I kept thinking about food and I was so hungry. I finally fell asleep and this morning I feel great. No hunger. I did have some belly pains around 5am but I went to the bathroom and felt much better after that. I slept in and didn't do my SWF until 10 so I'm homebound for a few hours until that works its magic. No headache, no sore throat, nothing to complain about. My back hurts a little but we did a lot of backbends and twists in yoga and usually I come home and take and advil to work that out. I can't take advil on the cleanse so I am feeling it.
Well, I should have my first lemonade of the day and then I need to get more water. Oh, the phone is ringing!!
Stupid telemarketer got my hopes up. It was this drawing I entered at Pet-A-Palooza. They called a few months ago to "verify" my information but really they were trying to sell me a vacation timeshare. When she asked if my husband and I made over 40K a year I said no and she HUNG UP ON ME. Wow. Well today, as soon as this lady got started I cut her short. Look, I said, someone already called me about this. She said, really? When? A few months ago, I replied. Then she snuck her pitch in there -- Did you sign up for the special offer? Oh no, said I, I didn't qualify. Oh, said she, you and your husband don't make over 40K a year? Nope, I said. Really?? said she. YES REALLY. Oh, I'm so sorry, she finishes.
YEAH, ME TOO.
Nothing like someone reminding you how poor you are or how shitty your life is. Wow, I'm a downer. Things will pick up....
Well, I should have my first lemonade of the day and then I need to get more water. Oh, the phone is ringing!!
Stupid telemarketer got my hopes up. It was this drawing I entered at Pet-A-Palooza. They called a few months ago to "verify" my information but really they were trying to sell me a vacation timeshare. When she asked if my husband and I made over 40K a year I said no and she HUNG UP ON ME. Wow. Well today, as soon as this lady got started I cut her short. Look, I said, someone already called me about this. She said, really? When? A few months ago, I replied. Then she snuck her pitch in there -- Did you sign up for the special offer? Oh no, said I, I didn't qualify. Oh, said she, you and your husband don't make over 40K a year? Nope, I said. Really?? said she. YES REALLY. Oh, I'm so sorry, she finishes.
YEAH, ME TOO.
Nothing like someone reminding you how poor you are or how shitty your life is. Wow, I'm a downer. Things will pick up....