'You've got a fucking...girlfriend? ...DUNGEON MASTER?' '...That's a kinda dick thing to say...'
Okay, my feet are seriously MUTATING or something. Yeah, a gross description of my feet ahead, I'm warning you now.
All the sking is coming off. Like a snake shedding it skin. Don't look at me like that, I bloody warned you. It looks as if they've had someone batter them with a hammer for a fortnight, and then put them through the mincer, just for good measure. ...Lovely, obviously.
The staring at me has increased. Yeah, just incase you don't know, I get stared at when I walk ...well, anywhere. I don't know WHY. It's as if I've just ran through the Town Centre, covered in blood and screaming 'I'VE JUST KILLED MY FAMILY!'
I thought I was just being a normal paranoid teenager at first, and that's what my Mum told me. Until I went down the Town Centre with her.
...Everyone's staring at you...
I TOLD YOU.
I'm gonna snap at some point. I'm sure that'll help the staring problem...Have a freak-out in the middle of the town. XD