Still trying to assuage the boredom...
Some random facts for your consideration...
1) If you yelled for 8years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee (hardly seems worth it)
2)If you pooped constantly for 6 years 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb! - that is kinda cool really!
3) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30ft - a fact I'm sure vamps were well aware of
4)A pig's orgasm lasts 30 mins (Don't you just want to come back as a pig in your next life?!)
5)A cockroach will live nine days without its head before starving to death - creepy.... (are you over the pig yet though?)
6)Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories per hour... though that could be braincells... hmm
7)The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is still attatched to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off! ("Hey honey! I'm home. What the...") Poor Xander...
8) The flea can jump 350 times its body lenght - that is like a human jumping a football field (30 mins... can you imagine...)
9) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds - why they need that many I can't begin to fathom
10) Some lions mate over 50 times a day (which would you rather - quantaty - lion or quality - pig?)
11) Butterflies taste with their feet - eugh
12) The tongue is the strongest muscle in the body - no more excuses for not putting it to good use
13) Right handed people live, on average, 9 years longer than lefties (so do you split the diff if your ambidextrous?)
14)Elephants are the only animals that can't jump - thank Christ!
15) A cat's urine glows under a black-lamp - who the hell did they pay to find that one out?
16) An ostriches eye is bigger than its brain - don't you know people like that?
17) Starfish have no brains - I do know some people like that!
18) Polar bears are left-handed (so does that mean they live 9years less than normal bears?)
19) Humans and Dolphins are the only creatures that have sex for pleasure - what about the pig?????
Anyone got any more???
1) If you yelled for 8years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee (hardly seems worth it)
2)If you pooped constantly for 6 years 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb! - that is kinda cool really!
3) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30ft - a fact I'm sure vamps were well aware of
4)A pig's orgasm lasts 30 mins (Don't you just want to come back as a pig in your next life?!)
5)A cockroach will live nine days without its head before starving to death - creepy.... (are you over the pig yet though?)
6)Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories per hour... though that could be braincells... hmm
7)The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is still attatched to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off! ("Hey honey! I'm home. What the...") Poor Xander...
8) The flea can jump 350 times its body lenght - that is like a human jumping a football field (30 mins... can you imagine...)
9) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds - why they need that many I can't begin to fathom
10) Some lions mate over 50 times a day (which would you rather - quantaty - lion or quality - pig?)
11) Butterflies taste with their feet - eugh
12) The tongue is the strongest muscle in the body - no more excuses for not putting it to good use
13) Right handed people live, on average, 9 years longer than lefties (so do you split the diff if your ambidextrous?)
14)Elephants are the only animals that can't jump - thank Christ!
15) A cat's urine glows under a black-lamp - who the hell did they pay to find that one out?
16) An ostriches eye is bigger than its brain - don't you know people like that?
17) Starfish have no brains - I do know some people like that!
18) Polar bears are left-handed (so does that mean they live 9years less than normal bears?)
19) Humans and Dolphins are the only creatures that have sex for pleasure - what about the pig?????
Anyone got any more???