the diary of awesome me #5

[ebonyeagle]

.....COUNTRIES CAN'T HAVE KIDS!! At least I can't any longer.

I don't have time to mess around with little brats, anyway. Got Austria's vital regions/vital regions to triumph over .....just BETTER things to do.

I don't even know if West would approve of marriage beyond -- WELL, YEAH. Me and him or whatever but it's not like that. I wonder what

Comments

[x_insensate_x]

You make a shitty dad anyway.

[ebonyeagle]

Wow, I fathered a kid the size of a twig!

HE SOOOOBS. :< He does. Kinda. ... inside.

[x_insensate_x]

Mass doesn't make everything you egotistical bastard.

AWWWWWW <333 IT WAS NICE TO HAVE HIM TSUNDERE AS A SON.

[ebonyeagle]

I know that.

You must not be a hard hitter in fighting.

<3~ XD

[x_insensate_x]

Why don't you come over and see how hard I hit.

[ebonyeagle]

Fascinating.

The two supposed sons of mine so far are rather belligerent!

[x_insensate_x]

Must be the thought of having you for a dad.

[ebonyeagle]

I'D MAKE AN AWESOME FATHER! If I had time to deal with brats, that is!

[x_insensate_x]

No, you were a pretty bad dad.

[ebonyeagle]

I probably was. You just don't wanna admit it.

[x_insensate_x]

Yeah, you were really bad.

[ebonyeagle]

But that doesn't make you any better.

I can hardly believe fathering something so frail such as yourself.

[x_insensate_x]

Makes sense, I never had a dad.

But whatever, that's just your values.

[ebonyeagle]

Well now you've had one!

Heh, yeah. I guess. I must've gotten real frustrated about you.

[x_insensate_x]

Yeah, woo hoo.

... you were.

1/2

[ebonyeagle]

YOU NEED MORE MEAT ON YOUR BONES!