the diary of awesome me #2

[ebonyeagle]

(ooc note: on the article linked, remember to CTRL/control+F "Prussia" to skip everything else 8Db)

SO WHAT IF I LOST JAPAN TO THAT STUPID TONFA GUY. I knew I saw his uniform somewhere! It's a CHEAP, UGLY version of Prussian military attire decades ago.

In your face, JAPAN. I may not own you yet however this is glorious news. I am victorious over

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[scentof_flowers]

You do not enjoy plant life?

1/2

[ebonyeagle]

Only the mistletoe--

2/2

[ebonyeagle]

--BUT I'M NOT BURNING THEM ANYMORE. I have blankets now.

[scentof_flowers]

You have burned them?... It is alright.. This one feels you did so to survive..

[ebonyeagle]

Yeah. But.

Those plants are awful.

[scentof_flowers]

This one believes all plant life is wonderful.

[ebonyeagle]

Only when they glorify my nation! Black and white!

[scentof_flowers]

Oh... This one is sorry for not being appealing to you.

[ebonyeagle]

....Huh? What do you mean by that.

[scentof_flowers]

This one is a flower.

[ebonyeagle]

ANY PLANT LIFE THAT GLORIFIES PRUSSIA IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE.

But you don't look like a flower.

[scentof_flowers]

This one was created by flowers.

[ebonyeagle]

Oh. Okaaaay.

Um.

So.

What's your name?

[scentof_flowers]

This one is called Cheza.

[ebonyeagle]

And you're a flower.

[scentof_flowers]

Yes.